Project Runway Recap - April 25, 2019 (This Recap went another week of NASCAR Team Owners as Designers Edition)

You Heard It, In Honor of the NFL Draft, This Week's Project Runway Recap went Another Week of NASCAR Team Owners as Joke Designers and we got it, Hallelujah!

This Week's Challenge: The Looks they did had to be inspired by whatever was in the handbag.
BGM: "On Again Off Again" by Lisette Melendez

1. Sonia Trzewikowska (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Hand
2. Kate Lavrentios (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - Silver Mirror & Brush
3. Thijin Bol (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Wine Bottle
4. Yuen Sze Jia (Tad & Jodi Geschickter) - Statue
5. Aviana McClish (Bob Germain) - Headphones
6. Nora Sommerkamp (Joe Gibbs) - Lemons & Limes
7. Sarah Victoria (Chip Ganassi) - Peacock Feathers
8. Asia Shane (Jack Roush) - Money
9. Mimi Tao (Richard Petty) - Orchid
10. Paula Nieto (Roger Penske) - Perfume Bottle

NO INSPIRATION WHAT SO EVER, BUT WITH A JOKE DESIGNER IN PARENTHESIS

11. Lexi Sundin (Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk) - They Did It!, They Kept it right on the nose, that is.
12. Lauren Karman (Rick Hendrick)
13. Christina Evans (Richard Childress)
14. Carmen Peruzzini (Leonard Wood)
15. Natalia Harris (Jay Robinson, Troy Stafford, Mark Bailey & Michael Sisk)
16. Britney Holguin (William Woehlemann, Michael & Matthew Kohler)

WON THE RACE: Paula Nieto (Roger Penske) - Penske Paid it Off as Paula goes to Victory Lane in which She is now the Princess of her Runway!
RUNNER-UP: Thijin Bol (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - LFR Got their Top 3 finish for the 3rd Time as as for Thijin she got her 2nd.
3RD PLACE: Yuen Sze Jia (Jodi & Tad Geshickter) - JTG-Daugherty Racing got their first Top 3 Finish but for Yuen overall she got her 3rd.
CRASHED TO THE DECOY MODEL GARAGE AREA: Aviana McClish (Bob Germain) - Her Dance Moves just got wrecked in turn 4 which prompted her to go to the pit of The Project Runway Model Despairness of Decoy.

Project Runway Recap - April 18, 2019

WARNING: Tonight's Project Runway Recap is a Joke Designer Recap involving NASCAR Team Owners despite the Model Names weren't showing on Tonight's Episode that you saw on TV, we preserved the Model Names by the request of Topic Project Runway and the Designers from that show will be replaced by Real NASCAR Team Owners viewer discretion is advised

This Week's Assignment: They made looks resembling video game protagonists.
Guest Judge: Robin Hunicke (Funomena co-founder)

RUNWAY SONG FOR THE KLOSSY GIRLS: "Never Leave Your Side" by One Vo1ce

1. Mimi Tao (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - The Editrix
2. Nora Sommerkamp (Joe Gibbs) - The Sensative Warrior
3. Lexi Sundin (Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk) - The Syrian Queen
4. Sonia Trzewikowska (Jodi & Tad Geschickter) - Feminity & Power
5. Paula Nieto (Bob Germain) - Empath
6. Sarah Victoria (Jack Roush) - Miller's Daughter
7. Yuen Sze Jia (Richard Petty) - Moon Goddess
8. Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi) - Star Raver 2K
9. Kate Lavrentios (Roger Penske) - Femme Fatale
10. Asia Shane (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Savior of the World
11. Aviana McClish (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Queen of Hearts

AND ON DECOY (With their new Joke Designers in Parenthesis)

12. Lauren Karman (Rick Hendrick) - The Rainbow Warrior
13. Christina Evans (Richard Childress) - Woman In Black
14. Carmen Peruzzini (Leonard Wood) - The Silver Fox
15. Natalia Harris (Jay Robinson, Troy Stafford, Mark Bailey & Michael Sisk) - The Premium Princess
16. Britney Holguin (William Woehlemann, Michael & Matthew Kohler) - Savior of the Starlet

TOOK THE CHECKERED FLAG TO WIN THE CHALLENGE: Thijin Bol (Looks Like Chip Wins Again, That's 2 so far under the Joke Designer Games)
FINISHED 2ND: Sarah Victoria (Roush-Fenway came up close to the Finish Line)
FINISHED 3RD: Mimi Tao (Dale Jr. got his 2nd straight Top 3 Finish as an Owner for the First Ever Transgendered Model in Project Runway History)
SENT TO THE DECOY MODEL GARAGE: Lexi Sundin (The Right Minds at GoFas Racing are losers they were going to the Decoy Owner Pit of Despair if they can buy her for no cost or sell her off to a different owner and get someone else)

Project Runway Recap Tonight - April 11, 2019

Before we begin on later date of recaps of Project Runway, I Will Convert from Joke Designers (being NASCAR Team Owners) to Real Designers, Let's see the translations in ABC Order

Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk: Rakan Aldeen
Bob Germain: Sonia Kasparian
Bob & Sharon Leavine: Venny Etienne
Chip Ganassi: Hester Sunshine
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Garo Sparo
Jack Roush: Tessa Clark
Joe Gibbs: Renee Hill
Richard Petty: Sebastian Grey
Richard Childress: Afa Ah Loo

Rick Hendrick: Kovid Kapoor
Roger Penske: Jamall Osterholm
Tad & Jodi Geschickter: Lela Orr
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Bishme Cromartie

So That's It, Now Let's Return to the action and cue that clip from Monty Python

This Week's Assignment is Luxury Streetwear
Guest Judge Tonight: Brandice Daniel (Harlem's Fashion Row Founder & President)

Klossy Girl Runway Order Song for Tonight: "Forever Missing You" by Cynthia & "Take Me Home" by Wild Style
Thijin Bol (Hester)
Lexi Sundin (Rakan)
Yuen Sze Jia (Sebastian)
Asia Shane (Venny)
Paula Nieto (Sonia)
Sonia Trzewikowska (Lela)
Kate Lavrentios (Jamall)
Aviana McClish (Bishme)
Mimi Tao (Garo)
Carmen Peruzzini (Kovid)
Nora Summerkamp (Renee)
Sarah Victoria (Tessa)
Sat Out with No Designer Whatsoever but Still Dancing Tonight: Brittany Holguin, Christina Evans, Lauren Karaman & Natalia Harris

WIN: Aviana McClish (Bishme) - Took Revenge from Last Week to win This Week
PLACE: Asia Shane (Venny)
SHOW: Mimi Tao (Garo)
Could be joining the 4 Women that they are Dancing in 7 Days: Carmen Peruzzini (Kovid) - Looks like she has to go back to what she did last week or is it?, #JustThinking

But Next Week: It's Game On as they are designing looks for their very own Video Game Character because It's Our First Late 90's West Coast Fil-Am Freestyle Dance Routine of the Season!, Feel Free to be excited for Next Week.

Project Runway - April 5, 2019 (Ladies, Start Your Engines)

Well, Folks It's Our first Joke Designer Recap of the Season and all season long we will use NASCAR Team Owners as of 2019 as the Designers and It's also an Unconventional Challenge

And Here It Is: Survival Chic designs using Camping Equipment during a Camping Trip
And Also: Our First Outdoor Runway Show

RUNWAY ORDER (NASCAR Team Owners Names in Parenthesis)
BGM: "She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer

Aviana McClish (Chip Ganassi) - Bungee Cords, Camouflage Tarp & Carabiners
Kate Lavrentios (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Tarp, Utility Rings, Camouflage Tarp & Rope
Asia Shane (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - Bungee Cords & Fishing Lures
Paula Nieto (Roger Penske) - Sleeping Bag, Umbrella & Thermal Blanket
Natalia Harris (Jack Roush) - Rope, Netting, String & Bark
Sarah Victoria (Richard Petty) - Leaves & Duct Tape
Lexi Sundin (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Sleeping Bag, Mat, Branches & Rocks
Thijin Bol (Rick Hendrick) - Sleeping Bag, Mat & Tarp
Nora Summerkamp (Joe Gibbs) - Tarp, Backpack & Cowhide
Christina Evans (Tad & Jodi Geschickter) - Bungee Cords, Tarp & Umbrella)
Yuen Sze Jia (Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk) - Sleeping Bag & Gauze
Mimi Tao (Richard Childress) - Maps, Hammock, Duct Tape & Rope
Sonia Trzewikowska (Bob Germain) - Duct Tape, Thermal Blanket, Branches & Netting
Still Homeless from getting a Team to the Wood Brothers: Brittney Holguin, Carmen Peruzzini & Lauren Karaman

Finished with a Checkered Flag - Nora Summerkamp (Joe Gibbs)
2nd: Aviana McLish (Chip Ganassi)
3rd: Yuen Sze Jia (GoFas Owners, Archie & Joe)
Off to the Decoy Model Garage: Mimi Tao (Richard Childress)

Next Week: The Designers will get a Once In a Lifetime Experience with the Legendary Dapper Dan
And Also when we post it for later: I Will Reveal the Identities of the Project Runway Designers from the NASCAR Team Owners for your Convenience on Future Episodes of Project Runway just in Case if Model Names weren't showing over on Somewhere Else, Don't Miss It and Be There!

Project Runway Recap - March 28, 2019 (Klossy Girls do some Kylie Minogu-ing)

Challenge #3: Each look could only use a single print.
GJ: Adam Selman

Tonight's Runway Song: Locomotion (Kylie Minogue)
Runway Order for the Klossy Girls (Designer's First Name in Parenthesis)
Lauren Karaman (Bishme)
Sarah Victoria (Rakan)
Nora Sommerkamp (Kovid)
Mimi Tao (Jamall)
Christine Evans (Renee)
Kate Lavrentios (Nadine)
Natalia Harris (Lela)
Aviana McLish (Hester)
Sonia Trzewikowska (Tessa)
Thijin Bol (Sonia)
Yuen Sze Jia (Garo)
Paula Nieto (Venny)
Asia Shane (Afa)
Lexi Sundin (Sebastian)

WIN - Aviana McLish (Hester)
PLACE - Lexi Sundin (Sebastian
SHOW - Nora Sommerkamp (Kovid)
SENT TO DECOY - Kate Lavrentios (Nadine is Out)
JOINING HER ON DECOY ON A LATER DATE (IF WE ARE CORRECT) - Britney Holguin & Carmen Peruzzini
AND NEXT WEEK - There is an Unconventional Challenge Alert involving Outdoor Camping Equipment

Project Runway Recap - March 21, 2019 (Time to Turn Ahead the Clock)

Because we will Turn Ahead the Clock, The Challenge Is: Mini-collections showcasing the future of fashion

For This Recap: I'll Put the Designer's First Name in Parenthesis so fair is fair
Team Black Scaffolding: Paula Nieto (Lela), Sarah Victoria (Venny) & Mimi Tao (Bishme)
Team Shoulder Horns: Thijin Bol (Garo), Carmen Peruzzini (Hester) & Nora Sommerkamp (Nadine)
Team Necklace: Yuen Sze Jia (Sonia), Kate Lavrentios (Rakan) & Lauren Karaman (Jamall)
Team Neck Ruffles: Aviana McClish (Afa), Lexa Sundin (Sebastian) & Natalia Harris (Tessa)
Team Chest Feathers: Asia Shane (Kovid), Sonia Trzewikowska (Renee) & Christina Evans (Frankie)
And for the Runway Song BGM: Lil' Suzy - Take Me In Your Arms

WINNER - Lexa Sundin
Reason: Sebastian Grey won this Challenge
SENT FOR DECOY ON A LATER DATE - Christina Evans (She will join Britney Holguin on a later episode)
Reason: Frankie Lewis is out

Project Runway Season 17 Premiere in a Recap (with Joke Hometowns that were based on the Host)

Do You Mean the Joke Hometowns of Models?, It's True the Reason, Karlie Kloss is now the new host because she was born in Chicago, IL and later moved to St. Louis, MO and she grew up so the joke hometowns that the new Klossy Girls will be walking the runway so here we go as the looks will be inpired by fashion first photos regarding our new judges

And Speaking of Judges, Who are They?: Nina Garcia (Marie Claire Creative Director), Brandom Maxwell (Fashion Designer), and Elaine Welteroth (Teen Vogue Editor-in-Chief)

And Now Let's Meet Your Klossy Girls Class of 2019 as they walk the runway after we list the Designer First along with their hometown for real.

Assigned Routine For the Klossy Girls shown on the Right: "Waiting for Tonight (Initial Talk Mix)" by Jennifer Lopez

Venny Etienne (Dallas, TX) - Yuen Sze Jia (St. Louis, MO)
Nadine Ralliford (Stone Mountain, GA) - Christine Evans (St. Louis, MO)
Cavanagh Baker (Nashville, TN) - Asia Shane (Carthage, MO)
Renee Hill (Philadelphia, PA) - Nora Sommerkamp (Terre Haute, IN)
Lela Orr (Dallas, TX) - Lexi Sundin (Florissant, MO)
Rakan Shams Aldeen (Chicago, IL) - Carmen Peruzzini (Liberty, MO)
Jamall Osterholm (Providence, RI) - Thijin Bol (Emporia, KS)
Bishme Cromartie (Baltimore, MD) - Lauren Karaman (Overland Park, KS)
Garo Sparo (New York, NY) - Sarah Victoria (Jefferson City, MO)
Tessa Clark (Cincinnati, OH) - Paula [Laura] Nieto (Jasper, IN)
Sonia Kasparian (Portland, OR) - Sonia Trzewikowska (Champaign, IL)
Sebastian Grey (Ft. Lauderdale, FL) - Natalia Harris (Jacksonville, IL)
Afa Ah Loo (Orem, UT) - Britney Holguin (Kansas City, MO)
Frankie Lewis (Louisville, KY) - Kate Lavrentios (Columbia, MO)
Hester Sunshine (Santa Fe, NM) - Aviana McClish (Springfield, MO)
Kovid Kapoor (Brooklyn, NY) - Mimi Tao (St. Louis, MO)

WIN - Tessa
PLACE - Renee
SHOW - Vinny
OUT - Cavanagh (Also on Bottom: Frankie & Lela)

Next Week: We Don't Know Yet
Upcoming Guest Judges for Later Episodes in Season 17: Cardi B, Danielle Brooks (Actress), Marni Senofonte (Stylist for Kendall Jenner and Beyonce), Morena Baccarin (Gotham) and Dapper Daniel Day.