And Next Week: What Happened to Mimi Tao?

Did You Mean the First Trans Gendered Model in Project Runway History and also the First Trans gendered Klossy Girl?

The Answer: She Did NOT appear on this episode nor does Nora Sommerkamp so as a result these two will be sold to the Top 2 Designers from Last Night's Show who would make the Season Finale of this show, so as a Result Mimi Tao's rights is sold to Garo Sparo while Nora Sommerkamp's right is sold to Sebastian Grey.

And What About Hester Sunshine?: We Needed a 5th Woman but we had four because we hired Christine Evans for Next Week's Finale

AND NOW THE END RESULT FOR NEXT WEEK'S FINALE

Garo: Aviana McClish, Carmen Peruzzini, Mimi Tao, Sarah Fisher, Thijin Bol
Hester: Christine Evans, Kate Lavrentios, Lauren Karaman, Natalia Harris, Yuen Sze Jia
Sebastian: Asia Shane, Lexi Sundin, Nora Sommerkamp, Paula Nieto, Sonia Trzewikowska

And The Week After That: Britney Holguin will be back for Countdown 2018 and 2019 So Far by picking the 50 Best Songs of 2019 So Far in the year in according to Billboard Magazine as well as more surprises throughout the Summer, So You Don't Want to Miss This Week and Next Week and a whole lot more all summer long on DOTSGR as we finish Season 17 of Project Runway!

Project Runway Recap - June 6, 2019

This is the 2nd to Last Challenge of the Season, Next Week is the Finale

Final Challenge: The last designers were to make 11-look collections.
GJ: Steven Kolb (CFDA president/CEO)

Tonight's Joke Runway Song for the First Part of the Season Finale for the Klossy Girls is: "Love Lies" by Khalid and Normani Kordei-Hamilton of Fifth Harmony (Dubspillaz Remix is used)
1. Asia Shane, Paula Nieto and Lexi Sundin (Sebastian Grey)
2. Lauren Karaman, Sonia Trzewikowska and Aviana McClish (Bishme Cromartie)
3. Sarah Fisher (No, Not the IRL/CART Star, But The Model that is), Thijin Bol and Carmen Peruzzini (Garo Sparo)
4. Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia and Natalia Harris (Hester Sunshine)

WENT FOR SALE FOR NEXT WEEK'S SEASON 17 FINALE OF PROJECT RUNWAY: Aviana McClish, Lauren Karaman and Sonia Trzewikowska (Bishme is out)

DRAFT RESULTS FOR THE DESIGNERS ON NEXT WEEK'S FINALE
1. Garo Sparo - Aviana McClish
2. Hester Sunshine - Lauren Karaman
3. Sebastian Grey - Sonia Trzewikowska

Project Runway Recap Today - May 30, 2019

For The Final 5 we decided to do something different

First Here's The Original Next Challenge: To make it to the finale in addition to creating some looks they designed experimental art installations.
GJs: Linda Fargo (Bergdorf Goodman fashion director) & Cardi B

For This Challenge in My Version: There was No Runway Show on Project Runway This Week, But Instead we at DOTSGR wanted to tag team the Joke Designers with the Real Designers in a winner take all battle set to a Cardi B Jam to a Rath 1980's Remix

The Song: "Girls Like You" by Maroon 5 featuring you guessed it Cardi B who is also our Guest Judge!

Also To Make It A Little More Interesting the Runway Show will be in order of Picking their Model however the Decoy ones will sit it out until Next Week)

1. Mimi Tao (Sebastian Grey & Richard Petty)
2. Aviana McClish (Bishme Cromartie, Tony Stewart & Gene Haas)
3. Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Garo Sparo & Richard Childress)
4. Thijin Bol (Hester Sunshine & Chip Ganassi)
5. Nora Sommerkamp (Tessa Clark & Jack Roush)
DNQ'd until the Season Finale Doubleheader: Asia Shane & Sonia Trzewikowska (They Will Sit It Out until Next Week for the Big Show as they will watch to see who's going to be in the Decoy Klossy Girl Roster for the Finale)

Winner: Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Finally a First Win for Sarah and she gets to be excited as her twin sister (Emma) returns for the Finale)
Runner-Up: Mimi Tao (The First Transgendered Model in Project Runway History is going to start in the Finale, No Questions Asked.)
Third: Aviana McClish (Stewart-Haas Keeps on Dancing however she failed to make it to the Decoy Model Garage after Week 7 despite of Bob Germain (Sonia Kasparian) being eliminated)
Demoted to Decoy: Nora Sommerkamp (Second Time for Her, Tessa is Eliminated)

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 23, 2019 (This is a Draftathon Disco Party, Period.)

For This Week's Designereless Project Runway It's Draftathon Time as we do a Night Team Version of Dancing Queen performed by Bangor Area High Students in this musical for this Disco Night

Guest Vocalists: Brookel Sabella, Gianna Graziano & Morgan Shriver

Note: All Joke Designers will be NASCAR Team Owners from 1979 Based on Driver Points in that year)
Also: Female Dancers who were nominated for a Freddy Awards that year will go Disco Dancing to be walking on the 4th followed by Outstanding Featured Performance by an actress walking 5th

Sonia Trzewikowska (Usually Designing for Garo Sparo but for now Richard Petty)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Angela Rose, Kate Lavrentios, Lauren Lukachek, Hannah Almanzar

Aviana McClish (Usually Designing for Sebastian Grey but for now Mike DiProspero & Bill Gardner that make up the group DiGard Motorsports)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Dakota Moore, Lexi Sundin, Madison Bauman, Hailee Knapik

Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Usually Designing for Hester Sunshine but for now Bud Moore)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Emma Robinson, Paula Nieto, Maria Taglienti, Makenna Mohn

Asia Shane (Usually Designing for Tessa Clark but for now Junior Johnson)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Alexis Henry, Yuen Sze Jia, Kaileigh Cagnassola, Evie Carlin

Mimi Tao (Usually Designing for Jamall Osterholm but for now M.C. Anderson)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Celine Chua (Last Seen as a Klumette in Season 6 of Project Runway), Natalia Harris, Elisabeth Lee, Alexsondra Jordan

Thijin Bol (Usually Designing for Bishme Cromartie but for now L.G. Dewitt)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Loli Laneova, Nora Sommerkamp, Abby Ellis, Milaijah Torres

DISCO DANCING QUEEN: Aviana McClish
2ND: Sonia Trzewikowska
3RD: Thijin Bol
TOOK THE LAST DANCE TO THE DECOY DISCO CLUB: Asia Shane

Next Week: It's the last challenge to determine which four designers will move on to the finale; they must create their biggest and best looks as well as designing experimental art installations; with rapper Cardi B and Bergdorf Goodman's Linda Fargo.

The Joke Designer Project Runway Preakness Spectacular - May 18, 2019

We Know that Caley Rae Pavillard didn't make it to the Preakness that means Country House won't make the Cut so here's the game.

Joke Runway Song for Tonight: "Juice" by Lizzo
Joke Designers: Owners in the 144th Preakness Stakes (or The Run for the Black-Eyed Susans)

1. Thijin Bol (Gary Barber) - War Of Will
2. Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Bourbone Lane & Lake Star Stable) - Bourbon War
3. Mimi Tao (Ten Strike Racing & Madaket Stables LLC) - Warrior's Charge
4. Christina Evans (WinStar Farm LLC, China Horse Club, Int'l Ltd., & Starlight Racing) - Improbable
5. Sonia Trzewikowska (Rupp Racing) - Owendale
6. Kate Lavrentios (Robert C. Baker & William Mack) - Market King
7. Nora Sommerkamp (Runnymede Racing, LLC) - Alwaysmining
8. Yuen Sze Jia (Tommie M. Lewis, Steve Crabttree, Dean Demaree, David Bersen, Jim Chambers & Magdalena Racing) - Signalman
9. Asia Shane (Top Racing, LLC, Global Thoroughbred & GDS Racing Stable) - Bodexpress
10. Lexi Sundin (Calumet Farm) - Everfast
11. Paula Nieto (Alex & JoAnn Lieblong) - Laughing Fox
12. Aviana McClish (Peter Redekop B.C. Ltd.) - Anothertwistafate
13. Lauren Karman (Live Oak Plantation) - Win Win Win

WIN: Thijin Bol - War of Will has won the War in the Joke Designer Project Runway Preakness as she scored win #4 in the Season
PLACE: Lexi Sundin - Everfast went fast to the 1st-Runner Up Title for Joke Designer Brad M. Kelley the lessee of Calumet Farm
SHOW: Sonia Trzewikowska - Owendale rupped her way to 3rd Place thanks to Sonia's Dance Moves before Aviana falled back down to the wire

AND FOR ASIA SHANE (SIGNALMAN): She went shoeless at the Start of the Routine after both of her shoes got off forcing to dance with bare feet.

Project Runway - May 16, 2019 (5th Week of Joke Designers, 10th Week in this Season)

WARNING: For 5 Weeks and Still Counting, We The People at DOTSGR (The People who are the Spade Racing of Recaps of Project Runway) wanted to know that we will still use NASCAR Team Owners as Joke Designers for this recap so we didn't see the models names for a 5th Straight Week on Bravo's Project Runway, maybe we can go for #6 which will use replacement models because I'm much better than the late David Horowitz trying to Fight Back and Don't Let Anyone Rip You Off if you're reading this recap!

Anyway, Here's The Challenge: High-fashion statement looks inspired by a cause
GJ: Aurora James

Note on Tonight's Runway Order: I Decided to Use Eliminated Models to Model the 2nd Look to replace the Competing Designers But still give the Loved Ones for a 3rd Look as Decoys, No Questions Asked
Tonight's Runway Song: "A Love Divine" by Sharyn Maceren

Aviana McClish, Dakota Moore & Lexi Sundin (Richard Petty) - Racial Equality
Nora Sommerkamp, Lauren Karaman & Kat Erickson (Rick Hendrick) - Breaking Down the Stereotypes
Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios & Kate Harpootlian  (Richard Childress) - Save The Bees
Thijin Bol, Paula Nieto & Loli Laneova (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Youth of Baltimore
Sarah Robinson-Fisher, Yuen Sze Jia & Emma Robinson (Chip Ganassi) - Marriage Equality
Mimi Tao, Natalia Harris & Ameerah Harris (Roger Penske) - Changing the Black Narrative
Asia Shane, Christina Evans & Jazzmine Carthon (Jack Roush) - Women's Sights

Checkered Flag: Thijin Bol (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - 2nd Win Overall in Season 17 as a Model and a 2nd Win for Stewart-Haas Racing
2nd Place Finisher: Asia Shane (Jack Roush)
3rd Place Finisher: Sonia Trzewikowska (Richard Childress)
Sent to the Tow Truck: Nora Sommerkamp (Rick Hendrick) although she wore the look of Joke Designer Rick Hendrick with Translates to Real Designer Venny Etienne, what a shame, See You Next Week in Decoyville, Miss Sommerkamp.

Joke Designer Project Runway (May 15, 2019 - The Calm Before the Return)

With a Possibility that the Regulars Return to Project Runway Tomorrow, Here's The New Edition of JDPR in a Call Before the Storm Way

RUNWAY SONG THIS WEEK: "Earn My Love" by George Lamond (Note: This Song has a Sample of "Love's Theme" by Barry White in which they used it for PGA Tour Coverage on ABC until the end of the 1987 PGA Tour Season)
TONIGHT'S CHOREOGRAPHER: Travis Wall

Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (Gibbs)

Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)

Mimi Tao & Gaby Diaz (Petty)

Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)

Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)

Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (Roush)

Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (SHR)
Kate Lavrentios & Kate Harpootlian (LFR)
Note: Gaby & Kate will be declared to dance as Slow Jam Specialists despite working for a Dance Company called "Shaping Sound" and also they were Kittens despite of Competing in Season 12 of So You Think You Can Dance?