Thursday, January 2, 2020

Project Runway (Joke Designer for NASCAR Owners) - January 2, 2020 (Like the Masked Singer but with Designers)

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This is our Returning Champion, Joe Gibbs, a joke designer for Yuen Sze Jia, two weeks ago he has won the last challenge of 2019 on This Season's Project Runway and is back to defend his title on this installment of Joke Designer Project Runway!

Yes, We're Back after a Week Off and The Joke Designers are out to Goodwill for this Challenge: They will be using Upcycled Looks for the women who created the Klossy Girls, Karlie Kloss (who will choreograph for this next routine) for a big event in Paris using clothing from that Store, I've Mentioned Goodwill
Guest Mentor joining forces with Christian Siriano: Karla Welch
Guest Judge: Laverne Cox

Runway Song as the Green Flag Flies on Initial Talk: "I Want You" by Janet Jackson (80s Seesaw Remix)
For This Runway Show: We Will Use Models with a Taller Height, Regular Models will be bumped to Decoy and the Joke Designers will be nothing but NASCAR Team Owners already assigned to actual models who are now decoys for this episode.

Madeline Perry: Three men’s suits & miniskirt (Bob Germain)
Shannon McNulty & Christina Evans: Two blazers, pants & belt (Chip Ganassi)
Sarah Gullixson & Nora Sommerkamp: 8prs jeans & pink-button down (Bob & Brad Jenkins of Front Row Motorsports)
Rylee Webber & DD Smith: Three lace skirts, two men’s suits & sequin dress (Rick Hendrick)
Kirsty Cheslyn & Jessica Millin: Three suits, two blouses & pants (Tad & Jodi Geshickter of JTG-Daugherty Racing)
Asia Shane: Two prom gowns & 4prs of pants (Richard Petty)
Alexandra S. Gil & Yuen Sze Jia: Two suit jackets, pants & button-down (Joe Gibbs, Last Week's Defending Champion Owner)
Severine Keimig: Two silk blouses, jacket & wool pants (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)
Audrey Giambattista: Two button-downs, men’s blazer & lace dress (Richard Childress)
Rebecca Schell & Thijin Bol: Four tops, skirt & satin bathrobe (Jack Roush)
Malia Greiner: 12prs jeans (Leonard Wood)
Diana Fox & Stephanie Rosa: Four pinstripe pants, green top & dress (Roger Penske)

Getting the Checkered Flag: Shannon McNulty & Christina Evans (Chip Ganassi Wins It by going 1-2 in the Finish LIne) while Malia Greiner and Nora Sommerkamp finished 2nd and 3rd on the last laps
Sent to the Garage of Decoyness: Asia Shane
Reason: Richard Petty.....I Mean Tyler Neasonley is out
Next Week: Singer Cyndi Lauper will guest judge and perform with the Klossy Girls as we go back to the 80's
But That's Not All: Christian Siriano adds a Mid-Challenge twist that will change everything
And Maybe: The Joke Designers will be NASCAR Team Owners from 1980-1989, See You Then!

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