Well, This is NOT a Joke, This is a Legit but True Joke Designer Recap of project RUNWAY however this is an unconventional challenge because the designers are using Toys from FAO Schwarz to use their designs but anyway the Joke Designers that we will be issuing all season long is to Honor NASCAR's 75th Anniversary however NASCAR gathered a blue ribbon panel to select the "50 Greatest NASCAR Drivers of All Time" in 1998 and then expand it 25 Years Later in 2023 so here we go!
Guest Judge For Tonight: Stacey Bendet (Alice + Olivia CEO & founder)
Initial Talk Joke Runway Song for Tonight: "Cold" by Maroon 5 ft. Future ('89 Hot Freestyle Remix)
Roberta Little & Ryan Ramirez: Boomerangs, Stuffed Dinosaurs, Magnets & Propeller Hats (Buck Baker)
Elise Spicer & Jasmine Harper: Magic Set Cards (Mark Martin)
Jessica Millin & Brooke Fong: Floor pianos, propeller hats, crayon cases, table soccer set & squeaking baby rattles (Denny Hamlin)
Mariel Ynoa Lopez & Brooke Shepherd: Teddy bears, t-shirts, key chains & table soccer set (Bob Welborn)
Emilee Rae Peer & Kyndall Harris: Floor pianos (Jack Ingram)
Luz Lopez & Candice Savage: Floor pianos, toy roller coaster, beach buckets & pencil cases (Marshall Teague)
Anastasiia Gavriukhova & Ralyn Johnson: Floor pianos, playpens, magnets & spy goggles ("Awesome" Bill Elliott "from Dawsonville")
Ren Haas & Darina Littleton: Children’s tent, teapots & picnic basket (Richie Evans)
Naimah Terry & Hannahlei Cabanilla: Toy macarons, stuffed cupcakes & umbrellas (Red Byron)
Mimi Tao & Tori Evans: Stuffed teddy bears, toy pizzas, boomerangs, 3-D puzzle & floor pianos (A. J. Foyt)
Liris Crosse & Koine "Koko" Iwasaki: Kites, floor pianos & umbrellas (Greg Biffle)
DD Smith & Sofia Ghavami: Dragon puzzles, children’s tents & stuffed unicorns (David Pearson a.k.a. "The Silver Fox")
Sarah Victoria Robinson & Camryn Bridges: Floor pianos, stuffed panda bears, umbrellas & child’s tent (Sterling Marlin)
Troupe Members for Equilization (34): Alexis Warr, Allie Antoyan, Angela Cifone, Anna Miller, Audrey Douglass, Bailey Swift, Briana Morrison, Britt Stewart, Brittany Parks, Camryn Eakes, Chani Bell, Charmaine Baquirian, Chloe Mihacevich, Dominique Domingo, Emily Golding-Ellis* (from Dance 100), Hannah Rate*, Jessica Zyrie, Jordan Betscher, Josie Thompson, Kacie Noel Garland, Kayla Rae Zimmerman, LaTonya Swann, Lola Coghill, Madison Smith, Maia Bliudnikas, Maile Makaafi, Morgan Larson, Natalie Quinn, Patience Aquart, Rachael Ann Hall, Shanae Strachan, Summer Waikiki, Tamiya Lewis & Tea Devereaux
Note: New Dancers will be added in Asterisks as the Season Progresses
Getting the Checkered Flag: Roberta & Ryan they get $1,000 for winning and they get a Pair of Honda CM250 Motorcycles worth $2,896 (Since we do Joke Designer Recaps the winning dancing pair will get a nice prize that will be added to their score because we're using prizes from TPIR back in 1983, no joke needed whatsoever)
2nd Place: Jessica Millin & Brooke Fong ($500)
3rd Place: Sarah Victoria Robinson & Camryn Bridges ($250)
Decoyed to the Garage: DD Smith & Sofia Ghavami because The Silver Fox, David Pearson is eliminated but I Always wanted to say, studio audience help me out (cue "Who Are You" by The Who!)
TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT OFF!
It's Mila Hermanovski who competed in Season 7 of Project Runway so you know what that means Mila, you don't get the $250,000 Grand Prize from Pilot and a mentorship with the CFDA, So I'm Sorry!
Next Week (if we return to real designer mode): The Designers will create a Formal Gown that is fit for royalty
Next Week's Guest Judge: Wes Gordon
And Will There be Decoy Models that relate to royalty like Pageant Girls?: Maybe but we can see some Regulars thrown in to the Mix and a lot More Surprises, All Next Week so Stay Tuned!
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