Joke Designer Project Runway Slow Jams - January 9, 2020

We Were Supposed that the Joke Designers will be NASCAR Team Owners from 1980-1989 to be used on Tonight's Project Runway but We Moved to Slow Jams Territory for this recap, But all the designated runway songs that the Klossy Girls will dance are all 1980's R&B Stuff However The Chaos Squad walk the Runway First since Geoffrey won Tonight's Episode so let's get it on!

First Runway Song of the Night: "Two Occasions" by The Deele
Joke Designers Used: 1988 NASCAR Owners
1. Stephanie Rosa (Harry Melling)
2. Thijin Bol (Raymond Beadle)
3. Severine Keimig (Richard Childress)
4. Chiristina Evans (Junior Johnson)
5. Garnet Rubio (Rick Hendrick)
6. Jessica Millin (Harry Ranier & J.T. Lundy)

Now It's Stripes Turn with this Runway Song: "You Give Good Love" by Whitney Houston
Joke Designers Used: 1985 NASCAR Owners (Excluding the Ones Shown Above)
Added Twist: To Make Things Even an Eliminated Model from Earlier in the Season is Brought Back just for fun as Jasmine Staten returns for this epissode
1. Yuen Sze Jia (Hal Needham & Burt Reynolds)
2. DD Smith (Bud Moore)
3. Asia Shane (Billy Hagan)
4. Nora Sommerkamp (Leonard Wood)
5. Madeline Perry (Bob Rahilly & Butch Mock)
6. Jasmine Staten (Bobby Allison)

To The Whole Lot
Runway Song: "Secret Lovers" by Atlantic Starr
1. Yuen Sze Jia (Hal Needham & Burt Reynolds)
2. DD Smith (Bud Moore)
3. Asia Shane (Billy Hagan)
4. Nora Sommerkamp (Leonard Wood)
5. Madeline Perry (Bob Rahilly & Butch Mock)
6. Jasmine Staten (Bobby Allison)
7. Stephanie Rosa (Harry Melling)
8. Thijin Bol (Raymond Beadle)
9. Severine Keimig (Richard Childress)
10. Chiristina Evans (Junior Johnson)
11. Garnet Rubio (Rick Hendrick)
12. Jessica Millin (Harry Ranier & J.T. Lundy)

And That's Enough for Now, More Joke Designer Slow Jams next time but who cares?

Project Runway - January 9, 2020 (We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Real Designer Crap)

Before We Do Anything Else, Here's The Conversion for the Remaining Designers in order of Last Week's Runway Show

Bob Germain = Geoffrey Mac
Chip Ganassi = Victoria Cocieru
Bob & Brad Jenkins = Nancy Volpe-Berringer
Rick Hendrick = Delvin McCray
Tad & Jodi Geshickter = Dayoung Kim
Joe Gibbs = Sergio Guadarrama
Dale Earnhardt Jr. = Melanie Trygg
Richard Childress =  Marquise Foster
Jack Roush = Britttany Allen
Leonard Wood = Chelsey Carter
Roger Penske = Shavi Lewis

For Your Information, That's What You Need to Know, We Know Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Actual Designer Action with Guest Judge, Cyndi Lauper (Note: Real Designer's Name in Parenthesis for the record)

STRIPES (Team 2)
RUNWAY SONG: "True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper
CHOREOGRAPHER: Talia Favia
1. Yuen Sze Jia (Marquise Foster)
2. DD Smith (Chelsey Carter)
3. Asia Shane (Melanie Trygg)
4. Nora Sommerkamp (Shavi Lewis)
5. Madeline Perry (Sergio Guadarrama)

CHAOS (Team 1)
RUNWAY SONG: "True Blue" by Madonna
CHOREOGRAPHER: Jonathon Redavid
1. Stephanie Rosa (Dayoung Kim)
2. Thijin Bol (Brittany Allen)
3. Severine Keimig (Delvin McCray)
4. Christina Evans (Victoria Cocieru)
5. Garnet Rubio (Geoffrey Mac)
6. Jessica Millin (Nancy Volpe-Berringer)

Winner: Garnet Rubio (2 Wins for Her, 1 Each including This Week's Winning Designer: Geoffrey Mac)
Doomed for Decoyness: Asia Shane (Melanie Trygg is done for the season but where is Asia going next week as a decoy for which designer?, #JustThinking)
Next Week: There will be Surprises in which the Designers can make anything they want with the Heritage

Project Runway (Joke Designer for NASCAR Owners) - January 2, 2020 (Like the Masked Singer but with Designers)

(Insert Drumroll Here)

This is our Returning Champion, Joe Gibbs, a joke designer for Yuen Sze Jia, two weeks ago he has won the last challenge of 2019 on This Season's Project Runway and is back to defend his title on this installment of Joke Designer Project Runway!

Yes, We're Back after a Week Off and The Joke Designers are out to Goodwill for this Challenge: They will be using Upcycled Looks for the women who created the Klossy Girls, Karlie Kloss (who will choreograph for this next routine) for a big event in Paris using clothing from that Store, I've Mentioned Goodwill
Guest Mentor joining forces with Christian Siriano: Karla Welch
Guest Judge: Laverne Cox

Runway Song as the Green Flag Flies on Initial Talk: "I Want You" by Janet Jackson (80s Seesaw Remix)
For This Runway Show: We Will Use Models with a Taller Height, Regular Models will be bumped to Decoy and the Joke Designers will be nothing but NASCAR Team Owners already assigned to actual models who are now decoys for this episode.

Madeline Perry: Three men’s suits & miniskirt (Bob Germain)
Shannon McNulty & Christina Evans: Two blazers, pants & belt (Chip Ganassi)
Sarah Gullixson & Nora Sommerkamp: 8prs jeans & pink-button down (Bob & Brad Jenkins of Front Row Motorsports)
Rylee Webber & DD Smith: Three lace skirts, two men’s suits & sequin dress (Rick Hendrick)
Kirsty Cheslyn & Jessica Millin: Three suits, two blouses & pants (Tad & Jodi Geshickter of JTG-Daugherty Racing)
Asia Shane: Two prom gowns & 4prs of pants (Richard Petty)
Alexandra S. Gil & Yuen Sze Jia: Two suit jackets, pants & button-down (Joe Gibbs, Last Week's Defending Champion Owner)
Severine Keimig: Two silk blouses, jacket & wool pants (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)
Audrey Giambattista: Two button-downs, men’s blazer & lace dress (Richard Childress)
Rebecca Schell & Thijin Bol: Four tops, skirt & satin bathrobe (Jack Roush)
Malia Greiner: 12prs jeans (Leonard Wood)
Diana Fox & Stephanie Rosa: Four pinstripe pants, green top & dress (Roger Penske)

Getting the Checkered Flag: Shannon McNulty & Christina Evans (Chip Ganassi Wins It by going 1-2 in the Finish LIne) while Malia Greiner and Nora Sommerkamp finished 2nd and 3rd on the last laps
Sent to the Garage of Decoyness: Asia Shane
Reason: Richard Petty.....I Mean Tyler Neasonley is out
Next Week: Singer Cyndi Lauper will guest judge and perform with the Klossy Girls as we go back to the 80's
But That's Not All: Christian Siriano adds a Mid-Challenge twist that will change everything
And Maybe: The Joke Designers will be NASCAR Team Owners from 1980-1989, See You Then!

BREAKING NEWS: DOTSGR to Rebrand in celebration of Solid Gold's 40th Anniversary and....

A New Location, I will have a New Blogger for a New Home of Project Runway Recaps which will start with a Solid Gold Runway Christmas and others for the Remainder of Season 18, Link to be revealed shortly.

Project Runway - December 19, 2019 (Hey, Our Very First Legit Joke Designer Recap of The Season, NASCAR Fans!)

It's True, After a Test Session that occured 9 Days ago and after two episodes in the season so far we're doing it for real so the Joke Designers all season long are NASCAR Team Owners we tried a test run 9 days ago, and now It's Going to Happen FOR REAL!!!!!

Unconventional Challenge: Yes, holiday materials were used to make cocktail dresses.
Guest Judge for Tonight: Kiernan Shipka

First Runway Song of this Legit Joke Designer Recap for Season 18 of Project Runway is: "Make Me Like You" by Gwen Stefani (Initial Talk Into The Groove '85 Remix is used)
Runway Song Note Alert: Gwen Stefani will have her holiday special right after 2020 Miss America Pageant on NBC, Speaking of the 2020 Miss America Pageant the decoy models will be Those who had a Dance Talent in the 2020 Miss America Pageant in Bold and will be paired with the Klossy Girls however Joe Gibbs, Chip Ganassi, Richard Petty, Richard Childress, Rick Hendrick and Roger Penske gets Gwen's Backup Dancers also in Bold to perform Let It Snow with Seth McFarlane (of FOX's Family Guy) while the rest get whatever what we had, but who cares!

Yuen Sze Jia, Kendra Jae & Lyndsey Littlefield: Basket, wrapping paper & bells (Joe Gibbs)
Christina Evans, Brooke Fong & Haley Wolfe: Pillowcases, cranberry wreath & leaves (Chip Ganassi)
Madeline Perry, Jasmine Staten, Alexandra Badgett: Wrapping paper, ribbon & star tree topper (Bob Germain)
Asia Shane, Amanda Cleghorn & Tiffany Seitz: Snowflake ornaments & ribbon (Richard Petty)
Audrey Giambattista, Morgan Ceely & Abbie Kondel: Tinsel, ribbon & tree star (Richard Childress)
Garnet Rubio, Meandra Nel & Maile Johnston: Ribbon & silver leaves (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas)
DD Smith, Emmy Pena & Sarah Tubbs: Faux fur tree skirt & ribbon (Rick Hendrick)
Severine Keimig, Amber Lily Baker & Addison Price: Corn husks, raffia & ribbon (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)
Stephanie Rosa, Stephanie Scull & Lauren Molella: Red petals, ribbon & basket wiring (Roger Penske)
Malia Greiner, Alex Clark & Alyssa Bohm: Ribbon, green pillowcase & gold leaves (Leonard Wood)
Thijin Bol, Tori Evans & Misa Tran: Wrapping paper & cranberries (Jack Roush)
Nora Sommerkamp, Christina Quarternik & Dexonna Talbot: Tree skirt, ribbon & light-up tree branches (Bob & Brad Jenkins)
Jessica Millin, Priscilla Ramos & Michaela McLean: Streamers, bows, glittery tree twigs & tinsel (Tad & Jodi Geshickter)

Note: Several 2020 Miss America Contestants will be involved dancing as well for those who hadn't a Talent including our winner Camille Schrier along with Allie Corpuz, Ferly Prado and Amanda Cleghorn who danced on the Season 2 Finale of the Masked Singer alongside Tori, Alyx and Brooke whose randomly assigned with a Klossy Girl shown above (Season 3 of The Masked Singer will begin after the Super Bowl on FOX) plus Ryan Ramirez and Sarah Mitchell (who Danced with Brooke Fong) to a song called Gimme' Some Lovin on the Season 17 Finale of The Voice on NBC.

Winner: Yuen Sze Jia (Joe Gibbs wrapped up 2019 with a bang to score his first victory of the season as a Joke Designer)
Crashed the Runway to Decoy: Garnet Rubio
Reason: Tony Stewart & Gene Haas are losers because they're out of the game but it turns out to be....Alan Gonzalez who is eliminated from the Competition, Sorry!

Next Week: Project Runway will Return in 2 Weeks with a One-Day Challenge with Guest Mentor Karla Welch as the Joke/Real Designers will be dressing the Choreographer Herself (Karlie Kloss) using recycled donated clothing from a Local Goodwill Store somewhere in New York City Area.

Project Runway Recap - December 12, 2019

For This Recap, The Klossy Girls will be dancing to a Taylor Swift song from the Movie Cats because it will be approporiate for this challenge.

And Also: There will be Another Joke Designer Project Runway Test Run Coming Up This Weekend so Stay Tuned so in the Meantime enjoy this recap with Guest Judge Marni Senofonte

THE CHALLENGE: Inspired the New "Cats" Movie they did chic street-style looks using Animal Prints.
KLOSSY GIRL RUNWAY SONG FOR THE WEEK: "Beautiful Ghosts" (From The Movie Cats) and "Love Story" both by Taylor Swift (in which she plays Bombalurina in the New Movie Cats which will go off December 20th)
CHOREOGRAPHER: Travis Wall

1. Nora Sommerkamp (Tyler)
2. Christina Evans (Victoria)
3. Jasmine Staten (Geoffrey)
4. Jessica Millen (Brittany)
5. Asia Shane (Alan)
6. Severinne Keimig (Shavi)
7. Malia Greiner (Melanie)
8. Yuen Sze Jia (Delvin; She Assigned the Same Designer as Last Week)
9. Thijin Bol (Chelsey)
10. Audrey Giambattista (Veronica)
11. Stephanie Rosa (Sergio)
12. Garnet Rubio (Marquise) (First Time that Garnet was used at least for this episode)
13. DD Smith (Nancy)
Didn't Suit Up for Tonight: Priscila Ramos, Madeline Perry, Emmy Pena & Meandra Nel (Reason: Dayoung Kim has been hospitalized despite of an Ache Problem)

WINNING MODEL: Garnet Rubio (First Win with Designer Marquise Foster and the First Win as a Model)
SENT FOR DECOY: Audrey Giambattista (Looks Like Veronica Sheaffer will NOT be the winner of Project Runway, Sorry!)
NEXT WEEK (Uncoventional Challenge Alert): The Designers will use Christmas Ornaments, Christmas Cards and a Lot More Crap Related to Christmas as the Fabric for this Challenge
AND COMING SOON: It's A DOTSGR Christmas, Stay Tuned for More as we develops

Joke Designer Project Runway (December 10, 2019 - This is a Test)

Yes It Is a Test because later in the Season, We Here at DOTSGR is going to start having Joke Designers as Season 18 rolls on, but we are going to a Test Drive for It to make it a Little More Interesting in case you missed Tonight's Episode of FOX's The Masked Singer in the Eastern Time Zone, Two Dancers were credited Alyx Andrushuk and Tori Evans were assigned to a random NASCAR Team Owner which is the Joke Designers Throughout Season who are they?, Let's see What Happens

First Runway Song on Joke Designers (Because It's a Sneak Preview of What we will see later on this Season): "Miss U" by Charli XCX
Choreographer: Yusuf Nasir

Tori Evans (Archie St. Hillaire)
Yuen Sze Jia (Rick Hendrick)
Meandra Nel (Tad & Jodi Geshickter - 8th Selection)
Emmy Pena (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas - 13th Selection)
Severinne Keimig (Bob & Sharon Leavine)
Christina Evans (Richard Childress)
Nora Sommerkamp (Jack Roush)
Stephanie Rosa (William Woehleman)
Alyx Andrushuk (Leonard Wood)
Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi)
Asia Shane (Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Protected as the 4th Pick instead of Jasmine Staten)
Audrey Giambattista (Bob Germain)
Priscilla Ramos (Roger Penske - 12th Selection)
Jasmine Staten (Richard Petty - Final Pick instead of Asia Shane)
Malia Greiner (Joe Gibbs - 9th Selection)
Jessica Millin (Jay Robinson)

However: DD Smith & Madeline Perry took the day off but will see how it turns out on future episodes as DOTSGR continues to have it's first Legit Joke Designer Project Runway Recap which will go off on an upcoming episode of Bravo's Project Runway later season, so stay tuned!