BREAKING NEWS: DOTSGR to Rebrand in celebration of Solid Gold's 40th Anniversary and....

A New Location, I will have a New Blogger for a New Home of Project Runway Recaps which will start with a Solid Gold Runway Christmas and others for the Remainder of Season 18, Link to be revealed shortly.

Project Runway - December 19, 2019 (Hey, Our Very First Legit Joke Designer Recap of The Season, NASCAR Fans!)

It's True, After a Test Session that occured 9 Days ago and after two episodes in the season so far we're doing it for real so the Joke Designers all season long are NASCAR Team Owners we tried a test run 9 days ago, and now It's Going to Happen FOR REAL!!!!!

Unconventional Challenge: Yes, holiday materials were used to make cocktail dresses.
Guest Judge for Tonight: Kiernan Shipka

First Runway Song of this Legit Joke Designer Recap for Season 18 of Project Runway is: "Make Me Like You" by Gwen Stefani (Initial Talk Into The Groove '85 Remix is used)
Runway Song Note Alert: Gwen Stefani will have her holiday special right after 2020 Miss America Pageant on NBC, Speaking of the 2020 Miss America Pageant the decoy models will be Those who had a Dance Talent in the 2020 Miss America Pageant in Bold and will be paired with the Klossy Girls however Joe Gibbs, Chip Ganassi, Richard Petty, Richard Childress, Rick Hendrick and Roger Penske gets Gwen's Backup Dancers also in Bold to perform Let It Snow with Seth McFarlane (of FOX's Family Guy) while the rest get whatever what we had, but who cares!

Yuen Sze Jia, Kendra Jae & Lyndsey Littlefield: Basket, wrapping paper & bells (Joe Gibbs)
Christina Evans, Brooke Fong & Haley Wolfe: Pillowcases, cranberry wreath & leaves (Chip Ganassi)
Madeline Perry, Jasmine Staten, Alexandra Badgett: Wrapping paper, ribbon & star tree topper (Bob Germain)
Asia Shane, Amanda Cleghorn & Tiffany Seitz: Snowflake ornaments & ribbon (Richard Petty)
Audrey Giambattista, Morgan Ceely & Abbie Kondel: Tinsel, ribbon & tree star (Richard Childress)
Garnet Rubio, Meandra Nel & Maile Johnston: Ribbon & silver leaves (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas)
DD Smith, Emmy Pena & Sarah Tubbs: Faux fur tree skirt & ribbon (Rick Hendrick)
Severine Keimig, Amber Lily Baker & Addison Price: Corn husks, raffia & ribbon (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)
Stephanie Rosa, Stephanie Scull & Lauren Molella: Red petals, ribbon & basket wiring (Roger Penske)
Malia Greiner, Alex Clark & Alyssa Bohm: Ribbon, green pillowcase & gold leaves (Leonard Wood)
Thijin Bol, Tori Evans & Misa Tran: Wrapping paper & cranberries (Jack Roush)
Nora Sommerkamp, Christina Quarternik & Dexonna Talbot: Tree skirt, ribbon & light-up tree branches (Bob & Brad Jenkins)
Jessica Millin, Priscilla Ramos & Michaela McLean: Streamers, bows, glittery tree twigs & tinsel (Tad & Jodi Geshickter)

Note: Several 2020 Miss America Contestants will be involved dancing as well for those who hadn't a Talent including our winner Camille Schrier along with Allie Corpuz, Ferly Prado and Amanda Cleghorn who danced on the Season 2 Finale of the Masked Singer alongside Tori, Alyx and Brooke whose randomly assigned with a Klossy Girl shown above (Season 3 of The Masked Singer will begin after the Super Bowl on FOX) plus Ryan Ramirez and Sarah Mitchell (who Danced with Brooke Fong) to a song called Gimme' Some Lovin on the Season 17 Finale of The Voice on NBC.

Winner: Yuen Sze Jia (Joe Gibbs wrapped up 2019 with a bang to score his first victory of the season as a Joke Designer)
Crashed the Runway to Decoy: Garnet Rubio
Reason: Tony Stewart & Gene Haas are losers because they're out of the game but it turns out to be....Alan Gonzalez who is eliminated from the Competition, Sorry!

Next Week: Project Runway will Return in 2 Weeks with a One-Day Challenge with Guest Mentor Karla Welch as the Joke/Real Designers will be dressing the Choreographer Herself (Karlie Kloss) using recycled donated clothing from a Local Goodwill Store somewhere in New York City Area.

Project Runway Recap - December 12, 2019

For This Recap, The Klossy Girls will be dancing to a Taylor Swift song from the Movie Cats because it will be approporiate for this challenge.

And Also: There will be Another Joke Designer Project Runway Test Run Coming Up This Weekend so Stay Tuned so in the Meantime enjoy this recap with Guest Judge Marni Senofonte

THE CHALLENGE: Inspired the New "Cats" Movie they did chic street-style looks using Animal Prints.
KLOSSY GIRL RUNWAY SONG FOR THE WEEK: "Beautiful Ghosts" (From The Movie Cats) and "Love Story" both by Taylor Swift (in which she plays Bombalurina in the New Movie Cats which will go off December 20th)
CHOREOGRAPHER: Travis Wall

1. Nora Sommerkamp (Tyler)
2. Christina Evans (Victoria)
3. Jasmine Staten (Geoffrey)
4. Jessica Millen (Brittany)
5. Asia Shane (Alan)
6. Severinne Keimig (Shavi)
7. Malia Greiner (Melanie)
8. Yuen Sze Jia (Delvin; She Assigned the Same Designer as Last Week)
9. Thijin Bol (Chelsey)
10. Audrey Giambattista (Veronica)
11. Stephanie Rosa (Sergio)
12. Garnet Rubio (Marquise) (First Time that Garnet was used at least for this episode)
13. DD Smith (Nancy)
Didn't Suit Up for Tonight: Priscila Ramos, Madeline Perry, Emmy Pena & Meandra Nel (Reason: Dayoung Kim has been hospitalized despite of an Ache Problem)

WINNING MODEL: Garnet Rubio (First Win with Designer Marquise Foster and the First Win as a Model)
SENT FOR DECOY: Audrey Giambattista (Looks Like Veronica Sheaffer will NOT be the winner of Project Runway, Sorry!)
NEXT WEEK (Uncoventional Challenge Alert): The Designers will use Christmas Ornaments, Christmas Cards and a Lot More Crap Related to Christmas as the Fabric for this Challenge
AND COMING SOON: It's A DOTSGR Christmas, Stay Tuned for More as we develops

Joke Designer Project Runway (December 10, 2019 - This is a Test)

Yes It Is a Test because later in the Season, We Here at DOTSGR is going to start having Joke Designers as Season 18 rolls on, but we are going to a Test Drive for It to make it a Little More Interesting in case you missed Tonight's Episode of FOX's The Masked Singer in the Eastern Time Zone, Two Dancers were credited Alyx Andrushuk and Tori Evans were assigned to a random NASCAR Team Owner which is the Joke Designers Throughout Season who are they?, Let's see What Happens

First Runway Song on Joke Designers (Because It's a Sneak Preview of What we will see later on this Season): "Miss U" by Charli XCX
Choreographer: Yusuf Nasir

Tori Evans (Archie St. Hillaire)
Yuen Sze Jia (Rick Hendrick)
Meandra Nel (Tad & Jodi Geshickter - 8th Selection)
Emmy Pena (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas - 13th Selection)
Severinne Keimig (Bob & Sharon Leavine)
Christina Evans (Richard Childress)
Nora Sommerkamp (Jack Roush)
Stephanie Rosa (William Woehleman)
Alyx Andrushuk (Leonard Wood)
Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi)
Asia Shane (Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Protected as the 4th Pick instead of Jasmine Staten)
Audrey Giambattista (Bob Germain)
Priscilla Ramos (Roger Penske - 12th Selection)
Jasmine Staten (Richard Petty - Final Pick instead of Asia Shane)
Malia Greiner (Joe Gibbs - 9th Selection)
Jessica Millin (Jay Robinson)

However: DD Smith & Madeline Perry took the day off but will see how it turns out on future episodes as DOTSGR continues to have it's first Legit Joke Designer Project Runway Recap which will go off on an upcoming episode of Bravo's Project Runway later season, so stay tuned!

Project Runway Recap Tonight - December 5, 2019 (THE SEASON 18 PREMIERE!)

Warning: This is the Season 18 Premiere Recap for Project Runway however are There Are No Joke Designers because the people at FOX Television is Running The Masked Singer hosted by The Guy Who Hosted Wild 'n' Out, Viewer Discretion Is Advised as we meet the Klossy Girl Class of 2020 because the first challenge will be done in teams of two made looks inspired by space exploration

But Before we get the First Routine Here are The Designers vying to see who will win Season 18 of Project Runway and will win a $250,000 Paycheck and a Feature in Elle Magazine, The Rights to STar in a Blueprint digital series, $50,000 from Pilot and a mentorship with The Council of Fashion Designers of America: Brittany Allen (Austin, TX), Asma Bibi (Atlanta, GA), Chelsey Carter (Chicago, IL), Jenn Charkow (Seattle, WA), Victoria Cocieru (Moldova), Marquise Foster (Brooklyn, NY), Alan Gonzalez (Houston, TX), Sergio Guadarrama (New York, NY), Dayoung Kim (Seoul, South Korea), ShaVi Lewis (Newark, NJ), Geoffrey Mak (Brooklyn, NY), Delvin McCary (Chicago, IL), Tyler Neasloney (Jersey City, NJ), Veronica Sheaffer (Chicago, IL), Melanie Trygg (Orcas Island, WA) & Nancy Volpe-Beringer (Philadelphia, PA - oldest designer in show history at 64)

Runway Song for Tonight's Season 18 Opener because Karlie is Working to Choreograph This Routine: "Let The Music Play" by Shannon
Choreographer: Mandy Moore

Jessica Millin (Brittany) & Malia Greiner (Sergio)
Jasmine Staten (Chelsey) & Priscilla Ramos (Shavi)
Audrey Giambattista (Geoffrey) & Asia Shane (Melanie)
Thijin Bol (Jenn) & Madeline Perry (Asma)
Stephanie Rosa (Victoria) & Nora Sommerkamp (Veronica)
Christina Evans (Marquise) & Severinne Keimig (Nancy)
Emmy Pena (Alan) & Meandra Nel (Dayoung)
Yuen Sze Jia (Delvin) & DD Smith (Tyler)

Note: Those in Bold are Veteran Klossy Girls rest are Rookies

WINNER: Sergio & Brittany
That Means: Malia and Jessica got their first win of the Season but that's not all, We've Ended the Season 18 Premiere with a Double Elimination so Jenn & Asma are gone forcing Thijin Bol & Madeline Perry to the Decoy List, Maybe we can do it for the Joke Designer Edition coming up This Weekend, Stay Tuned!

Update: Before the new season begins flight we've found out that...

Yuen Sze Jia stays with Rick Hendrick and Bob Germain gets Audrey Giambattista now we're excited for our first recap of Season 18 for Project Runway which will star tonight!, The recap will be posted ASAP and I want to see Joke Designers if models names weren't shown on the Season Premiere, I PROMISE YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT!

It's Official: RCR has protected on Christina Evans for Season 18

Make Sure You Catch Christina Evans as She Walks the Runway for Season 18 of Project Runway starting December 5th on Bravo so don't miss it.

Link to her Instagram Profile: https://www.instagram.com/christinaevans_/

Also: Bob Germain is still on the Clock she is needed to draft to someone for this season, more details ASAP.

1. William Woehlemann - Garnet Rubio
2. Jay Robinson - Jessica Millin
3. Leonard Wood - Madeline Perry
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Jasmine Staten
5. Bob & Sharon Leavine - Severine Keimig
6. Archie St. Hillaire - DD Smith
7. Bob Germain - STILL ON THE CLOCK
8. Tad & Jodi Geshickter
9. Joe Gibbs
10. Rick Hendrick
11. Jack Roush - Nora Sommerkamp (P)
12. Roger Penske
13. Tony Stewart & Gene Haas
14. Richard Childress - Christina Evans (P)
15. Chip Ganassi - Thijin Bol (P)
16. Richard Petty

So What have we learned so far This Season on Project Runway

With Season 18 of Project Runway going to start on December 5th, The Model assignment for Joke Designers had started so here's what we did...

1. William Woehlemann - Garnet Rubio
2. Jay Robinson - Jessica Millin
3. Leonard Wood - Madeline Perry
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Jasmine Staten
5. Bob & Sharon Leavine - Severine Keimig
6. Archie St. Hillaire - DD Smith
7. Bob Germain - ON THE CLOCK
8. Tad & Jodi Geshickter
9. Joe Gibbs
10. Rick Hendrick
11. Jack Roush - Nora Sommerkamp (P)
12. Roger Penske
13. Tony Stewart & Gene Haas
14. Richard Childress
15. Chip Ganassi - Thijin Bol (P)
16. Richard Petty (Defending Winner from Last Seasons Joke Designer Project Runway)

(Various Sources including Instagram has been reported)

And so with that Germain Racing is....

Stay Tuned to DOTSGR as It Develops to see what happens next and don't forget Season 18 of Project Runway starts December 5th at 9:30 PM ET/8:30 PM CT

But Wait There's More, Another New Klossy Girl has entering this season!

Garnet Rubio, Best Known for Starring Born to Be at The New York Film Festival as Herself is now a Klossy Girl

Look for Garnet Rubio as we begin a new season of DOTSGR Project Runway Recaps Starting December 5th and will culminate in 2020 with Countdown 2019, The Best of the 2010's Countdown, Don't Miss It, I PROMISE YOU THAT!

This Just In: Coming in December a New Season of Recaps of Project Runway on DOTSGR with another new Klossy Girl!

Meet Severine Keimig from Major Model Management!

Look for Severine and all other new Klossy Girls, December 5th for Season 18 of Project Runway as they walk the runway on Bravo!

Coming This Season to DOTSGR, A New Klossy Girl!

Yes It's True, In According to Instagram we have a New Klossy Girl for Season 18 of Project Runway, ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Jasmine Staten!

Jasmine appeared in a Podcast for Wet Point NYC and is a spokesmodel for Kafui Naturals US Skin Care you can listen to her podcast by clicking this link.

And Don't Forget Season 18 of Project Runway kicks off December 5th on Bravo and Dancing On The Solid Gold Runway will get you covered from the Season Premiere which will be starting on December 5th all the way to a Doubleheader Countdown Finale beginning with the Biggest Hits of 2019 followed by the Biggest Hits of the Decade (The 2010's that is), SAVE THE DATE!

Designerless Project Runway Countdown '18 - June 21, 2019

(Cue Solid Gold Season 6 Theme)

V/O: Welcome to Countdown '18, A Designerless Project Runway Special saluting the Top 40 Songs of 2018 starring Karlie Kloss and her Klossy Girls

The Klossy Girls in Question: Aviana McClish, Mimi Tao, Nora Sommerkamp, Sarah Victoria (Fisher), Thijin Bol, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Carmen Peruzzini, Christine Evans, Natalia Harris, Lauren Karaman & Britney Holguin
And There will be more Surprises as well at least all 16 Klossy Girls dance to the Instrumental Version of the Show's Theme

40. Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes [L]
39. Maroon 5 ft. SZA - What Lovers Do [L]

38. Ariana Grande - God Is A Woman
Klossy Girls Involved: Aviana McClish, Kate Lavrentios & Thijin Bol

37. Macklemore ft. Ke$ha - Good Old Days
Klossy Girls Involved: Paula Nieto

36. Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa (who won Best New Artist in the 2019 Grammys) - One Kiss [L]
Klossy Girls Involved: Aviana McClish, Mimi Tao, Nora Sommerkamp, Sarah Victoria (Fisher), Thijin Bol, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Christine Evans, Natalia Harris, & Britney Holguin

35. Liam Payne ft. Quavo - Strip That Down [L]

34. Portugal The Man - Feel It Still
Klossy Girls Involved: Asia Shane & Lexi Sundin

33. Shawn Mendes - In My Blood
Klossy Girls Involved: Christine Evans

32. Imagine Dragons - Whatever It Takes
Klossy Girls Involved: Mimi Tao, Aviana McClish, Sarah Victoria & Sonia Trzewikowska

31. Maroon 5 - Wait [L]

30. Cardi B ft. Bad Bunny & J. Balvin - I Like It
Klossy Girls Involved: Kaitlyn Brookins* with Kate Lavrentios, Nora Sommerkamp, Mimi Tao, Thijin Bol & Lexi Sundin

29. Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry
Klossy Girls Involved: Aviana McClish, Asia Shane, Carmen Peruzzini, Christine Evans, Lexi Sundin & Paula Nieto

28. Drake - God's Plan
Klossy Girls Involved: Meandra Nel*, Kate Lavrentios, Mimi Tao, Thijin Bol, Christine Evans, Yuen Sze Jia, Paula Nieto & Nora Sommerkamp

27. The Weeknd & Kendrick Lamar - Pray For Me  [L]
26. Selena Gomez & Marshmello - Wolves [L]

25. Charlie Puth - How Long
Klossy Girls Involved: Jessica Richens*, Kate Lavrentios, Sarah Victoria & Kat Eriksson*

24. 5 Seconds Of Summer - Youngblood
Klossy Girls Involved: Britney Holguin, Aviana McClish & Asia Shane

23. Taylor Swift - Delicate
Klossy Girls Involved: Natalia Harris, Sarah Victoria, Paula Nieto, Lauren Karaman, Thijin Bol, Mimi Tao, Carmen Peruzzini & Britney Holguin

22. Imagine Dragons - Thunder
Klossy Girls Involved: Aviana McClish, Nora Sommerkamp, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Lexi Sundin & Carmen Peruzzini

21. Bruno Mars & Cardi B - Finesse
Klossy Girls Involved: Briana Penrose* with Aviana McClish, Mimi Tao, Nora Sommerkamp, Sarah Victoria (Fisher), Thijin Bol, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Carmen Peruzzini, Christine Evans, Natalia Harris, Lauren Karaman & Britney Holguin

20. Max ft. Gnash - Lights Down Low [L]
19. Post Malone ft. 21 Savage - Rockstar [L]
18. Selena Gomez - Back To You [L]

17. Ariana Grande - No Tears Left To Cry
Klossy Girls Involved: Mimi Tao, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Sarah Victoria & Kate Lavrentios

16. Lauv - I Like Me Better
Klossy Girls Involved: Yuen Sze Jia, Britney Holguin, Sonia Trzewikowska, Meandra Nel*, Kaprice Imperial* & Bri Findlay*

15. G-Eazy & Halsey - Him & I  [L]
14. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla Sign - Psycho [L]
13. Post Malone - Better Now [L]

12. Bebe Rexha ft. Florida Georgia Line - Meant To Be
Klossy Girls Involved: Sonia Trzewikowska

11. Marshmello & Anne-Marie - Friends
Klossy Girls Involved: Lexi Sundin & Lauren Karaman

10. Khalid & Normani - Love Lies
Klossy Girls Involved: Asia Shane, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Lauren Karaman, Sonia Trzewikowska, Aviana McClish, Sarah Victoria Fisher, Thijin Bol, Carmen Peruzzini, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Natalia Harris

9. Bazzi - Mine
Klossy Girls Involved: Mimi Tao, Nora Sommerkamp, Bri Findlay* & Britney Holguin

8. Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B - Girls Like You [L]
Klossy Girls Involved: Aviana McClish, Mimi Tao, Nora Sommerkamp, Sarah Victoria Fisher, Thijin Bol, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Carmen Peruzzini, Christine Evans, Natalia Harris, Lauren Karaman & Britney Holguin

7. NF - Let You Down [L]
6. Halsey - Bad At Love [L]
5. Camila Cabello - Never Be The Same [L]
4. Camila Cabello ft. Young Thug - Havana [L]

3. Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey - The Middle
Klossy Girls Involved: Christine Evans, Aviana McClish, Dakota Moore*, Thijin Bol, Nora Sommerkamp, Mimi Tao, Natalia Harris, Lindsay Taylor*, Meandra Nel*, Britney Holguin & Carmen Peruzzini

2. Ed Sheeran - Perfect
Klossy Girls Involved: Kate Lavrentios, Sarah Victoria Fisher, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska & Lauren Karaman

1. Dua Lipa - New Rules [L]
Klossy Girls Involved: Aviana McClish, Mimi Tao, Nora Sommerkamp, Sarah Victoria Fisher, Thijin Bol, Asia Shane, Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia, Paula Nieto, Lexi Sundin, Carmen Peruzzini, Christine Evans, Natalia Harris, Lauren Karaman & Britney Holguin

(Cue Season 6 Solid Gold Theme)

From Sam Smith to Dua Lipa, That's the 40 Songs of 2018 we will like to thank all those big name artists for joining us, and with 2019 has just got started six months ago, but we at DOTSGR will get you covered leading up to Season 18 of Project Runway, until then Good Night Y'All!

Guess Whose Coming Back to DOTSGR beginning in Countdown '18 starting Next Week!

Klossy Girl Brittney Holguin is coming back starting in Countdown '18 so Don't Miss It!

But That's Only the Beginning: But will have the Top 50 Songs of 2019 so far, plus More Joke Designer Stuff which our Klossy Girls will wear Leotards inspired by NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series Stars because BurstFlame24 said so, however these girls will get the leotards plus hosiery in Tights to match their Skin Tone (and maybe leg warmers) and we will reveal who's who on a Later Post at DOTSGR, So I Promise You Don't Want to Miss It as well, period!

Oh, And I Forgot One More Thing: Season 18 of Project Runway begins this fall!

Project Runway Recap - June 13, 2019 (The Season 17 Finale)

For The Finale: It Takes Place in One Hanson Place (A Former Bank located in Fort Greene in Brooklyn, NY)

RUNWAY ORDER

Routine #1: Reminiscence
First Runway Song for the Finale: "Reminisce" by Malyssa
Klossy Girls Involved: Jessica Millin, Lexi Sundin, Nora Sommerkamp, Paula Nieto, Veronica Gebremariam, Asia Shane, Jazzmine Carthon, Charlize Glass, Kat Eriksson, Maggie Wade & Brana Dane (All Assigned to Sebastian Grey aided by Jack Roush, Archie St. Hillaire, Joe Falk, Richard Childress, Bob Germain & Joe Gibbs)

Routine #2: Detour Through My Cosmic Mind
Second Runway Song for the Finale: "Always on My Mind" by One Vo1ce
Klossy Girls Involved: Sarah Victoria Fisher, Meandra Nel, Christine Evans, Lauren Karaman, Carmen Peruzzini, Kaprice Imperial, Mimi Tao, Dakota Moore, Kate Lavrentios, Taylor Marie, Lindsay Taylor, Madison Olandt, Emma Robinson & Loli Laneova (All Assigned to Garo Sparo with Roger Penske, William Woehlemann, Michael & Matthew Kohler, Derrike Cope, Richard Petty, Tony Stewart, Gene Haas & Chip Ganassi)

Routine #3: Cyber Rococo (or Y2K Coco)
Last Runway Song for the Finale: "Over You" by Linda Low
Klossy Girls Involved: Malia Greiner, Aviana McClish, Bri Findlay, Emy Buffa, Kaitlyn Brookins, Sonia Trzewikowska, Yuen Sze Jia, Thijin Bol, Olivia Ri'chard, Stephanie Rosa, Natalia Harris, Savana Petruzello, Serena Petruzello, Jessica Richens, Angela Gacad & Jessica Lebleis (All Assigned to Hester Sunshine with Leonard Wood, Bob & Sharon Leavine, Jay Robinson, Troy Stafford, Mark Bailey, Michael Sisk, Tad & Jodi Geschickter, Brad Daugherty, Gordon Smith & Rick Hendrick)

Involved In Attendance besides the Finalist Families: Nick Verreos (Season 2 Project Runway Designer), Ivan Bart (IMG Fashion), John Eric Parker (Broadway Actor), Kovid Kapoor (Season 17 Project Runway Designer), Afa Ah Loo (Season 17 Project Runway Designer), Bishme Cromartie (Season 17 Project Runway Designer), Marni Senofonte (Celebrity Stylist), Bruce Springsteen* (Singer), Robert Downey Jr.* (Star of Marvel Studios Avengers), Kemba Walker* (Charlotte Hornets Forward), Joe Biden* (Former Vice President of the USA), Donnie Allison* (NASCAR Legend), Denny Hamlin* (Driver of the #11 FedEx Toyota in the NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series), Bill Goldberg* (Legendary Wrestler), Karen Reichter* (Topic: Project Runway), Pamela Evans Cho* (Topic: Project Runway), Terry Labonte* (NASCAR Legend), Bobby Labonte* (NASCAR Legend), Ryan Reynolds* (Pokemon: Detective Pikachu) & Kurt Warner* (NFL QB for the St. Louis Rams and the Arizona Cardinals)
*Joke Audience Member in Asterisks

TAKING THE SEASON FINALE CHECKERED FLAG OF ALL CHECKERED FLAGS: Paula Nieto (Thanks to a Note from Pamela Evans Cho in a FB Page that Sebastian Grey won Project Runway, as a result the people at Roush Fenway Racing will be celebrating with some Oscar Meyer Wieners with Ketchup and/or Mustard on a Hot Dog Bun on Sebastian's Epic Win for Season 17 in Project Runway.)
AND FOR MIMI TAO: She Lost despite Garo's Syndicate lost led by Sarah Victoria Fisher who came in 3rd while Thijin Bol (Hester Sunshine's Model) gets 2nd.

The 2019 Joke Designer Project Runway Triple Crown Finale (June 8, 2019)

And So It all comes down to this the last leg of the 2019 Joke Designer Project Runway Triple Crown in which the Belmont Stakes is held, The Girls dressed in their leotards inspired by the Racing Silks of these Owners that they will be wearing in the triple crown as well as Darker Skin Toned Hosiery Tights as they will dance to emulate who will win the 2019 Belmont Stakes so we hired our Joke Designers being owners for the 2019 Belmont Stakes in which the Klossy Girls will wear leotards based on the Racing Silks of the Joke Designers for the Finale of the 2019 Joke Designer Project Runway Triple Crown: The Belmont Stakes

KLOSSY GIRL RUNWAY SONG FOR THE FINALE: "One Last Time" by Ariana Grande (Dubspillaz 80s Remix)

1. Asia Shane (Jeff & Michael Fazio) - Joevia
2. Lexi Sundin (Calumet Farm) - Everfast
3. Aviana McClish (Katsumi Yoshizawa) - Master Fencer
4. Sonia Trzewikowska (RA Hill Stable, Reeves Thoroughbred Racing, Hugh Lynch & Corms Racing Stable) - Tax
5. Sarah Fisher (Bourbon Lane Stable & Lake Star Stable) - Bourbon War
6. Kate Lavrentios (Wertheimer & Frere) - Spinoff
7. Yuen Sze Jia (Tracy Farmer) - Sir Winston
8. Paula Nieto (Lawana L. & Robert E. Low) - Intrepid Heart
9. Thijin Bol (Gary Barber) - War of Will
10. Carmen Peruzzini (Juddmonte Farms, Inc.) - Tacitus
Note: Nora Sommerkamp and Mimi Tao will return on Thursday for the Season 17 Finale of Project Runway, so no horse assignment what so ever and neither for Christine Evans, Lauren Karaman & Natalia Harris as well they'll return on Thursday for the Season 17 Finale of Project Runway

WIN: Yuen Sze Jia - Sir Winston just won the 151st Belmont Stakes
PLACE: Carmen Peruzzini - Tacitus is settling in for 2nd.
SHOW: Asia Shane - Joevia finished 3rd

And Next Week: What Happened to Mimi Tao?

Did You Mean the First Trans Gendered Model in Project Runway History and also the First Trans gendered Klossy Girl?

The Answer: She Did NOT appear on this episode nor does Nora Sommerkamp so as a result these two will be sold to the Top 2 Designers from Last Night's Show who would make the Season Finale of this show, so as a Result Mimi Tao's rights is sold to Garo Sparo while Nora Sommerkamp's right is sold to Sebastian Grey.

And What About Hester Sunshine?: We Needed a 5th Woman but we had four because we hired Christine Evans for Next Week's Finale

AND NOW THE END RESULT FOR NEXT WEEK'S FINALE

Garo: Aviana McClish, Carmen Peruzzini, Mimi Tao, Sarah Fisher, Thijin Bol
Hester: Christine Evans, Kate Lavrentios, Lauren Karaman, Natalia Harris, Yuen Sze Jia
Sebastian: Asia Shane, Lexi Sundin, Nora Sommerkamp, Paula Nieto, Sonia Trzewikowska

And The Week After That: Britney Holguin will be back for Countdown 2018 and 2019 So Far by picking the 50 Best Songs of 2019 So Far in the year in according to Billboard Magazine as well as more surprises throughout the Summer, So You Don't Want to Miss This Week and Next Week and a whole lot more all summer long on DOTSGR as we finish Season 17 of Project Runway!

Project Runway Recap - June 6, 2019

This is the 2nd to Last Challenge of the Season, Next Week is the Finale

Final Challenge: The last designers were to make 11-look collections.
GJ: Steven Kolb (CFDA president/CEO)

Tonight's Joke Runway Song for the First Part of the Season Finale for the Klossy Girls is: "Love Lies" by Khalid and Normani Kordei-Hamilton of Fifth Harmony (Dubspillaz Remix is used)
1. Asia Shane, Paula Nieto and Lexi Sundin (Sebastian Grey)
2. Lauren Karaman, Sonia Trzewikowska and Aviana McClish (Bishme Cromartie)
3. Sarah Fisher (No, Not the IRL/CART Star, But The Model that is), Thijin Bol and Carmen Peruzzini (Garo Sparo)
4. Kate Lavrentios, Yuen Sze Jia and Natalia Harris (Hester Sunshine)

WENT FOR SALE FOR NEXT WEEK'S SEASON 17 FINALE OF PROJECT RUNWAY: Aviana McClish, Lauren Karaman and Sonia Trzewikowska (Bishme is out)

DRAFT RESULTS FOR THE DESIGNERS ON NEXT WEEK'S FINALE
1. Garo Sparo - Aviana McClish
2. Hester Sunshine - Lauren Karaman
3. Sebastian Grey - Sonia Trzewikowska

Project Runway Recap Today - May 30, 2019

For The Final 5 we decided to do something different

First Here's The Original Next Challenge: To make it to the finale in addition to creating some looks they designed experimental art installations.
GJs: Linda Fargo (Bergdorf Goodman fashion director) & Cardi B

For This Challenge in My Version: There was No Runway Show on Project Runway This Week, But Instead we at DOTSGR wanted to tag team the Joke Designers with the Real Designers in a winner take all battle set to a Cardi B Jam to a Rath 1980's Remix

The Song: "Girls Like You" by Maroon 5 featuring you guessed it Cardi B who is also our Guest Judge!

Also To Make It A Little More Interesting the Runway Show will be in order of Picking their Model however the Decoy ones will sit it out until Next Week)

1. Mimi Tao (Sebastian Grey & Richard Petty)
2. Aviana McClish (Bishme Cromartie, Tony Stewart & Gene Haas)
3. Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Garo Sparo & Richard Childress)
4. Thijin Bol (Hester Sunshine & Chip Ganassi)
5. Nora Sommerkamp (Tessa Clark & Jack Roush)
DNQ'd until the Season Finale Doubleheader: Asia Shane & Sonia Trzewikowska (They Will Sit It Out until Next Week for the Big Show as they will watch to see who's going to be in the Decoy Klossy Girl Roster for the Finale)

Winner: Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Finally a First Win for Sarah and she gets to be excited as her twin sister (Emma) returns for the Finale)
Runner-Up: Mimi Tao (The First Transgendered Model in Project Runway History is going to start in the Finale, No Questions Asked.)
Third: Aviana McClish (Stewart-Haas Keeps on Dancing however she failed to make it to the Decoy Model Garage after Week 7 despite of Bob Germain (Sonia Kasparian) being eliminated)
Demoted to Decoy: Nora Sommerkamp (Second Time for Her, Tessa is Eliminated)

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 23, 2019 (This is a Draftathon Disco Party, Period.)

For This Week's Designereless Project Runway It's Draftathon Time as we do a Night Team Version of Dancing Queen performed by Bangor Area High Students in this musical for this Disco Night

Guest Vocalists: Brookel Sabella, Gianna Graziano & Morgan Shriver

Note: All Joke Designers will be NASCAR Team Owners from 1979 Based on Driver Points in that year)
Also: Female Dancers who were nominated for a Freddy Awards that year will go Disco Dancing to be walking on the 4th followed by Outstanding Featured Performance by an actress walking 5th

Sonia Trzewikowska (Usually Designing for Garo Sparo but for now Richard Petty)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Angela Rose, Kate Lavrentios, Lauren Lukachek, Hannah Almanzar

Aviana McClish (Usually Designing for Sebastian Grey but for now Mike DiProspero & Bill Gardner that make up the group DiGard Motorsports)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Dakota Moore, Lexi Sundin, Madison Bauman, Hailee Knapik

Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Usually Designing for Hester Sunshine but for now Bud Moore)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Emma Robinson, Paula Nieto, Maria Taglienti, Makenna Mohn

Asia Shane (Usually Designing for Tessa Clark but for now Junior Johnson)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Alexis Henry, Yuen Sze Jia, Kaileigh Cagnassola, Evie Carlin

Mimi Tao (Usually Designing for Jamall Osterholm but for now M.C. Anderson)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Celine Chua (Last Seen as a Klumette in Season 6 of Project Runway), Natalia Harris, Elisabeth Lee, Alexsondra Jordan

Thijin Bol (Usually Designing for Bishme Cromartie but for now L.G. Dewitt)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Loli Laneova, Nora Sommerkamp, Abby Ellis, Milaijah Torres

DISCO DANCING QUEEN: Aviana McClish
2ND: Sonia Trzewikowska
3RD: Thijin Bol
TOOK THE LAST DANCE TO THE DECOY DISCO CLUB: Asia Shane

Next Week: It's the last challenge to determine which four designers will move on to the finale; they must create their biggest and best looks as well as designing experimental art installations; with rapper Cardi B and Bergdorf Goodman's Linda Fargo.

The Joke Designer Project Runway Preakness Spectacular - May 18, 2019

We Know that Caley Rae Pavillard didn't make it to the Preakness that means Country House won't make the Cut so here's the game.

Joke Runway Song for Tonight: "Juice" by Lizzo
Joke Designers: Owners in the 144th Preakness Stakes (or The Run for the Black-Eyed Susans)

1. Thijin Bol (Gary Barber) - War Of Will
2. Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Bourbone Lane & Lake Star Stable) - Bourbon War
3. Mimi Tao (Ten Strike Racing & Madaket Stables LLC) - Warrior's Charge
4. Christina Evans (WinStar Farm LLC, China Horse Club, Int'l Ltd., & Starlight Racing) - Improbable
5. Sonia Trzewikowska (Rupp Racing) - Owendale
6. Kate Lavrentios (Robert C. Baker & William Mack) - Market King
7. Nora Sommerkamp (Runnymede Racing, LLC) - Alwaysmining
8. Yuen Sze Jia (Tommie M. Lewis, Steve Crabttree, Dean Demaree, David Bersen, Jim Chambers & Magdalena Racing) - Signalman
9. Asia Shane (Top Racing, LLC, Global Thoroughbred & GDS Racing Stable) - Bodexpress
10. Lexi Sundin (Calumet Farm) - Everfast
11. Paula Nieto (Alex & JoAnn Lieblong) - Laughing Fox
12. Aviana McClish (Peter Redekop B.C. Ltd.) - Anothertwistafate
13. Lauren Karman (Live Oak Plantation) - Win Win Win

WIN: Thijin Bol - War of Will has won the War in the Joke Designer Project Runway Preakness as she scored win #4 in the Season
PLACE: Lexi Sundin - Everfast went fast to the 1st-Runner Up Title for Joke Designer Brad M. Kelley the lessee of Calumet Farm
SHOW: Sonia Trzewikowska - Owendale rupped her way to 3rd Place thanks to Sonia's Dance Moves before Aviana falled back down to the wire

AND FOR ASIA SHANE (SIGNALMAN): She went shoeless at the Start of the Routine after both of her shoes got off forcing to dance with bare feet.

Project Runway - May 16, 2019 (5th Week of Joke Designers, 10th Week in this Season)

WARNING: For 5 Weeks and Still Counting, We The People at DOTSGR (The People who are the Spade Racing of Recaps of Project Runway) wanted to know that we will still use NASCAR Team Owners as Joke Designers for this recap so we didn't see the models names for a 5th Straight Week on Bravo's Project Runway, maybe we can go for #6 which will use replacement models because I'm much better than the late David Horowitz trying to Fight Back and Don't Let Anyone Rip You Off if you're reading this recap!

Anyway, Here's The Challenge: High-fashion statement looks inspired by a cause
GJ: Aurora James

Note on Tonight's Runway Order: I Decided to Use Eliminated Models to Model the 2nd Look to replace the Competing Designers But still give the Loved Ones for a 3rd Look as Decoys, No Questions Asked
Tonight's Runway Song: "A Love Divine" by Sharyn Maceren

Aviana McClish, Dakota Moore & Lexi Sundin (Richard Petty) - Racial Equality
Nora Sommerkamp, Lauren Karaman & Kat Erickson (Rick Hendrick) - Breaking Down the Stereotypes
Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios & Kate Harpootlian  (Richard Childress) - Save The Bees
Thijin Bol, Paula Nieto & Loli Laneova (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Youth of Baltimore
Sarah Robinson-Fisher, Yuen Sze Jia & Emma Robinson (Chip Ganassi) - Marriage Equality
Mimi Tao, Natalia Harris & Ameerah Harris (Roger Penske) - Changing the Black Narrative
Asia Shane, Christina Evans & Jazzmine Carthon (Jack Roush) - Women's Sights

Checkered Flag: Thijin Bol (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - 2nd Win Overall in Season 17 as a Model and a 2nd Win for Stewart-Haas Racing
2nd Place Finisher: Asia Shane (Jack Roush)
3rd Place Finisher: Sonia Trzewikowska (Richard Childress)
Sent to the Tow Truck: Nora Sommerkamp (Rick Hendrick) although she wore the look of Joke Designer Rick Hendrick with Translates to Real Designer Venny Etienne, what a shame, See You Next Week in Decoyville, Miss Sommerkamp.

Joke Designer Project Runway (May 15, 2019 - The Calm Before the Return)

With a Possibility that the Regulars Return to Project Runway Tomorrow, Here's The New Edition of JDPR in a Call Before the Storm Way

RUNWAY SONG THIS WEEK: "Earn My Love" by George Lamond (Note: This Song has a Sample of "Love's Theme" by Barry White in which they used it for PGA Tour Coverage on ABC until the end of the 1987 PGA Tour Season)
TONIGHT'S CHOREOGRAPHER: Travis Wall

Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (Gibbs)

Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)

Mimi Tao & Gaby Diaz (Petty)

Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)

Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)

Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (Roush)

Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (SHR)
Kate Lavrentios & Kate Harpootlian (LFR)
Note: Gaby & Kate will be declared to dance as Slow Jam Specialists despite working for a Dance Company called "Shaping Sound" and also they were Kittens despite of Competing in Season 12 of So You Think You Can Dance?

Project Runway: Replacement Model Edition - May 9, 2019

Well, I Did Do my Recaps for Joke Designer Project Runway since the Regular Models go to NASCAR Teams as for the Real Designers they are hiring replacement models this time all Male Models and will joined with their Weekend News Anchors TV Stations as Decoy Models, so let's see how will this turn out.

This Week's Challenge: These looks were to be inspired by the movie “Rocketman” which will be about Elton John and will be Starring Taran Egerton in theaters May 31, 2019 in the USA
GJ: Julian Day (“Rocketman” costume designer)

JOKE RUNWAY SONG: "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John
RUNWAY ORDER FOR THE RUNWAY WEEKEND WARRIORS (Choreographer: James Holzhauer who won 21 games on Jeopardy so far but will return on May 20th, 2019 for More)
Jimmy Pezzino & Eric Thomas (KGO in San Francisco, CA) (Bishme)
Jake Hart & Alyana Gomez (KTVU in Oakland, CA) (Tessa)
Sean Nguyen & Garvin Thomas (KNTV in San Jose, CA) (Venny)
Adam Sperandio & Courtney Friel (KTLA in Los Angeles, CA) (Hester)
Rashid Young & Tom Abrahams (KTRK in Houston, TX) (Sebastian)
Lekota Lefler & Jovana Lara (KABC in Los Angeles, CA) (Jamall)
Trevor Dutch & Christopher Salas (KSBW in Salinas, CA) (Lela)
Kellen Marcus & Dion Lim (KGO in San Francisco, CA) (Garo)
Note: The Decoy Models are Weekend Anchors from TV Stations that I Selected Myself however the Replacement Model paired with the Winning Designer of Tonight's Elton John Challenge will win a $10,000 Check for His or Her Charity for the Decoy Model and $10,000 More for that Replacement Model

WIN - Kellen Marcus & Dion Lim (Despite of Garo Sparo winning this Challenge not only Kellen wins $10,000, Dion Lim gets the check on behalf of her name to Sacred Heart Community Service of San Jose, CA)
2ND - Jimmy Pezzino & Eric Thomas (Despite of Bishme Cromartie finishing 2nd, Jimmy gets $5,000 and Eric gets $5,000 to Ronald McDonald House Charities Bay Area)
3RD - Lekota Lefler & Jovana Lara (Despite of Jamall Osterholm finishing 3rd, Lekota gets $2,500 and Jovana gets $2,500 to the Los Angeles Reinvestment Foundation created by E.J. Jackson)
GETS $500 FOR THEIR CHARITY - Christopher Salas (despite of Trevor Dutch getting $500 in Cash, Christopher gets the Check to the Community Foundation for Monterey County despite Lela Orr being Eliminated from Project Runway)

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 9, 2019 (More Action from Tonight)

As we continue more of Joke Designer Project Runway Action, We Need More Boy Bands to be Danced by Girls so here's another one by getting one eliminated model to move back and pair with one of those female dancers on The Masked Singer with Nick Cannon in Asterisks starting with Kate and continuing all the way to the First Eliminated Model

RUNWAY SONG #2 FOR TONIGHT: "Crazy for You" by NSYNC
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (Bob & Sharon Leavine or LFR, Jessica Richens was a Kitten in Season 11 of SYTYCD)

NOW JOKE RUNWAY SONG ROUND #3: "Giddy Up" by NSYNC
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain, No Not the Maggie Wade from WLBT in Jackson, MS, I Have the Other Maggie Wade who is a dancer for the TV Commercials to promote Just Dance Video Game)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (Bob & Sharon Leavine or LFR, Jessica Richens was a Kitten in Season 11 of SYTYCD)

GOING IN TO ROUND #4: "For the Girl who has Everything" by NSYNC
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain, No Not the Maggie Wade from WLBT in Jackson, MS, I Have the Other Maggie Wade who is a dancer for the TV Commercials to promote Just Dance Video Game)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (Bob & Sharon Leavine or LFR, Jessica Richens was a Kitten in Season 11 of SYTYCD)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)

NOW STARTING IN ROUND #5: Will Use the Same Runway Order beginning with Week #3 but with Joke Designers with Different Music
NEW RUNWAY SONG FOR THIS ROUND: "Please Don't Go Girl" by New Kids on The Block
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Carmen Peruzzini & Savana Petruzello* (Wood) - But well we can See her twin sister Serena if she wants to walk the runway until the next round or not, however Savana & Serena will be Cheering for the New England Patriots this fall.
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)

ON TO THE ROUND #6 JOKE RUNWAY SONG: "I Miss You" by Klymaxx
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Carmen Peruzzini & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)

GOING ON TO THE SEVENTH ROUND JOKE RUNWAY SONG: "I'll Remember You" by Atlantic Starr
Lauren Karaman & Angela Gacad* (Premium)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Christina Evans & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Note: Carmen Peruzzini will sit this one out for this routine

NOW TO ROUND #8 AS WE GO TO 80S REMIX: "Don't Worry Bout Me" by Zara Larsson (80s Style Remix)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Carmen Peruzzini & Lindsay Taylor* (Starcom)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Lauren Karaman & Angela Gacad* (Premium)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Christina Evans & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)

THE NINTH & FINAL RUNWAY SONG OF THIS JOKE DESIGNER NIGHT: "Needy" by Ariana Grande (Adrian Belmonte 80s Remix)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Christina Evans & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Carmen Peruzzini & Lindsay Taylor* (Starcom)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Lauren Karaman & Angela Gacad* (Premium)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Britney Holguin & Meredith Ostrowsky* (Front Row Motorsports: Bob & Brad Jenkins)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)

Note: There will be another All NASCAR Owner Joke Designer installment of Project Runway which will begin in just 2 weeks from now (May 23rd) so we will go back to Normal on May 16th.

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 9, 2019

WARNING: For This Recap you will see the Designer's Name in Parenthesis in which that model would've walked the Runway For on Tonight's Project Runway in which they are using Male Models as Replacements because we are paying tribute to Elton John in honor of the new movie Rocketman, so we here at DOTSGR will use Real Models that we do each week because we were using NASCAR Team Owners as Designers because It's Viewer Discretion Advised.

RUNWAY SONG FOR THE KLOSSY GIRLS THIS WEEK BECAUSE WE'VE HIRED A KARLIE KLONE FOR THIS: "I Need Love" by NSYNC

1. Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Supposed that Bishme Cromartie would've designed for Sarah as the Folks at Stewart-Haas decided to step up to the plate)
2. Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (Supposed that Tessa Clark would've walk the runway for Asia, Jack Roush is in but as for Jazzmine Carthon she was a Klumette on Season 16 of Project Runway)
3. Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Supposed that Venny Etienne would've walked the runway for Yuen, Rick Hendrick Steps In and got Jessica Lebleis for Good Measure)
4. Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (Supposed that Hester Sunshine would've designed for Thijin to make way for this by hiring Chip Ganassi who ran the 1982 Indianapolis 500 however they hired Season 14 Klumette Loli Laneova to step in as Thijin's Friend)
5. Mimi Tao & Kate Lavrentios (Supposed that Sebastian Grey should've walked the runway so The King of NASCAR, Richard Petty steps in and hired Kate to get back for one time only)
6. Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Supposed that Jamall Osterholm would've designed for Aviana, We've Hired Roger Penske to replace him!, However they Hired Dakota Moore who like Aviana is also a Dancer)
7. Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (Supposed that Lela Orr would've designed for her, Joe Gibbs steps in to Pinch Hit and hired a remake ambassador named Brana)
8. Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (Supposed that Garo Sparo would've let Nora design for her, because of Male Models being used we've hired the right minds at RCR to work with it for this week and Kat Erikkson a former model who met with Nora decided to rekindle their relationship.)

All of the Designers I Listed in Parenthesis will return one week from Tonight with Next Week's Challenge in which they dig deep in this challenge to use their skills and bring attention to a social cause they care about.

But In the Meantime who won?: Nora Sommerkamp - Well Richard Childress Did It, Because This is a Tag Team Event, Who Cares?
2nd: Sarah Robinson-Fisher - Stewart-Haas Did It, Even with Emma said (who is Sarah's Twin Sister)
3rd: Aviana McClish - Roger Penske's 2nd Time in the Top 3, But for Aviana her 4th overall
Decoy Model Garage Trip: Sonia Trzewikowska (Although she danced with Brana Dane but DID NOT WORK but Lela Orr is eliminated too and Joe Gibbs just got stunned)

Up Next More Designer Free Fun.

On The Next Joke Designer Project Runway

As You Know, That The Replacement Models are going to be an All-Male Affair as they will design over the Top Looks which Pays Tribute to Elton John in honor of the new movie Rocketman, What about the Joke Designers who are NASCAR Team Owners?

Answer: They Do Get to Keep Up with the Regular Models for an unprecedented fourth week and still counting, So The Shuffle is Ready to Go, So Last Week saw all of Joe Gibbs modeling affilaites belong to Eliminated Designer Renee Hill

Also Affected are: Rick Hendrick (Kovid Kapoor) and Richard Childress (Afa Ah Loo)

Here's The New Changes effective this Thursday for those New Affiliate Assignment's To Draft These Models who pairs with the Designer which will be in effect.

Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk: Rakan Aldeen
Bob Germain: Sonia Kasparian
Bob & Sharon Leavine: Kovid Kapoor
Chip Ganassi: Hester Sunshine
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Afa Ah Loo
Jack Roush: Tessa Clark
Joe Gibbs: Lela Orr
Richard Petty: Sebastian Grey
Richard Childress: Garo Sparo
Rick Hendrick: Venny Etienne
Roger Penske: Jamall Osterholm
Tad & Jodi Geschickter: Renee Hill
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Bishme Cromartie

And Now The New Assigned Models for the Next Joke Designer Rounds

Chip Ganassi: Thijin Bol
Jack Roush: Asia Shane
Joe Gibbs: Sonia Trzewikowska
Richard Childress: Nora Sommerkamp
Richard Petty: Mimi Tao
Rick Hendrick: Yuen Sze Jia
Roger Penske: Aviana McClish
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Sarah Robinson-Fisher

However we are Ready to Start Decoy Models so here are the Pairings for This Thursday

Chip Ganassi: Nikki Haroldson (from the Final Season of Project Runway All-Stars as an Alyssaire mostly modeling for Dmitry Sholokov and Django Steenbakker)
Jack Roush: Natalia Harris
Joe Gibbs: Veronika Tsakadze (Also an Alyssaire from the Final Season of Project Runway All-Stars)
Richard Childress: Christina Evans
Richard Petty: Lexi Sundin
Rick Hendrick: Lauren Karman
Roger Penske: Kate Lavrentios
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Emma Robinson (So Sarah & Emma will walk together as a Team, I See)

More Details as It Develops soon.

Video Bonus Involving Today's Joke Designer Project Runway Special

Click this link to see a Load of Nazis talking about Kate Lavrentios on her Tantrum in which her Designer Renee Hill and Joke Designers Joe Gibbs, Gary West, Mary West, Randy West and her simulated dance moves of Kentucky Derby Horse Maximum Security in which this horse is Disqualified, In which Kate just got her the Worst Week Ever.

The Joke Designer Project Runway Kentucky Derby Special - May 4, 2019

The Run for the Roses are Here for the 2019 Kentucky Derby in this Special Joke Designer Project Runway, So Here's the Lineup

Joke Runway Song for this Joke Designer Kentucky Derby Special to Celebrate the 145th Kentucky Derby: "Sweet But Psycho" by Ava Max (Rath 80's Style)
Joke Designers: Owners in the 145th Kentucky Derby presented by Woodford Reserve
1. Thijin Bol (Gary Barber) - War Of Will
2. Natalia Harris (Raymond A. Hill, III, Dean Reeves & Lucas Stritsman) - Tax
3. Lexi Sundin (Chester Thomas) - By My Standers
4. Aviana McClish (Aron Wellman, Gary Barber & Adam Wachtel) - Gray Magician
5. Christina Evans (Kenny Troutt, Ah Khing Teo & Jack Wolf) - Improbable
6. Nora Sommerkamp (Michael Gatasas & Raymond A. Hill, III) -  Vekoma
7. Kate Lavrentios (Gary & Mary West) - Maximum Security
8. Briar Nolet (Season 3 Finalist on NBC's World of Dance) (Khalid Abdullah) - Tacitus
9. Britney Holguin (Michael Foley) - Plus Que Parfait
10. Yuen Sze Jia (Jack Wolf) - Cutting Humor
13. Mimi Tao (W.S. Farish) - Code of Honor
14. Lauren Karman (Charlotte C. Weber) - Win Win Win
15. Asia Shane (Katsumi Yoshizawa) - Master Fencer
16. Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Gary & Mary West) - Game Winner
17. Emma Robinson (Peter Fluor & K.C. Weiner) - Roadster
18. Sonia Trzewikowska (Willis D. Hortoon) - Long Range Toddy
19. Carmen Peruzzini (Alain & Gerard Wertheimer) - Spinoff
20. Caley-Rae Pavillard (Season 1 Limette on American Beauty Star) (Mrs. J.V. Shields, Jr., E.J.M. McFadden Jr., Larry Roth, Nancy Roth & Jaime Roth) - Country House
21. Kayla Mak (Didn't Make The World Final on World of Dance Season 3 on NBC) (Lucas Noriega, Rafael Celis & Gustavo Delgado) - Bodexpress

WINNING MODEL IN THIS SPECIAL: Caley-Rae Pavillard (Mrs. J.V. Shields, Jr., E.J.M. McFadden Jr., Larry Roth, Nancy Roth & Jaime Roth) Despite Maximum Security (Kate Lavrentios) has been Disqualified the people at LNJ Foxwoods won the Kentucky Derby, period.
PLACE: Mimi Tao (W.S. Farish) - Mimi's Code of Honor just got her a Transgendered Badge of Honor for finishing 2nd in the Kentucky Derby
SHOW: Briar Nolet (Khalid Abdullah) - Although Tacitus finished 3rd using her dance movements to simulate her horse race however she needs to deal with it on Sunday to Win World of Dance on the Season Finale this sunday.
DISQUALIFIED: Kate Lavrentios (Gary & Mary West) - Maximum Security and turn out that Model named Kate is DISQUALIFIED!, And her Real Designer Renee Hill is gone, Kate is now Homeless from assigning a Real Designer on a later Project Runway Episode of Despite of Renee's Elimination and Maybe Redemption and her moves in which she simulated Disqualified Horse Maximum Security in hopes she wanted to go for the Preakness in which 2 weeks from now.

Project Runway - May 2, 2019 (Third Time's a Charm, That The Joke Designers are used but we still do NASCAR, period.)

Yeah, You Heard It that the Joke Designers were all NASCAR Team Owners, On Tonight's project RUNWAY for a 3rd Straight Week, But Next Week we should go for four, So Here's The Challenge: Designers race to create cohesive looks that tell a vacation fashion story in the form of Mini-Collections for Morena Baccarin (who went to Rio De Janeiro recently), so as Darrell Waltrip will say Boogity, Boogity, Boogity let's go racing girls!

Joke Runway Song TW: "Somewhere in the Night" by Bill Chinnock (or the Theme from Search for Tomorrow during it's final year on NBC from 1986)

TEAM DISCO QUEEN
1. Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi) - Beachwear
2. Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Daywear
3. Emma Robinson (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - Evening Wear (What A Coincidence that Sarah and Emma walked the runway turned out to be Identical Twins, No Joke Necessary!, However Nora Sommerkamp took the week off but she will be back Next Week along with Paula, Lexi, Carmen, Christine, Natalia, Lauren and Britney whose last names I don't want to mention until Next Week, period.)

TEAM CARNIVAL
1. Aviana McClish (Roger Penske) - Beachwear
2. Kate Lavrentios (Joe Gibbs) - Daywear
3. Yuen Sze Jia (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Evening Wear

TEAM RIO HOLIDAY
1. Mimi Tao (Richard Petty) - Beach Wear
2. Asia Shane (Jack Roush) - Daywear
3. Sonia Trzewikowska (Tad & Jodi Geschickter) - Evening Wear

Crossed the Finish Line to Secure Another Win thanks to the Checkered Flag - Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi struck Lightning to Victory Lane Once Again!)
Towed to the New Decoy Model Roster which will occur Next Week - Kate Lavrentios (The Next Shuffle could mean when is Joe Gibbs new assigned Joke Designer will be, but we don't know.)
And Speaking of Next Week in which on Project Runway that the Real Designers will have Male Models and DOTSGR does NOT but will keep Female Models: The Joke Designers will be shuffled up and Deal as they will be assigned to their Real Designers, More Details on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
And One More Thing Next Week: Both Sarah and Emma will walk the runway, Together and will be assigned to Stewart-Haas, period.

WARNING: After This Week's Project Runway

Sarah Victoria Fisher will be joining forces with Emma Robinson as these twins will dance on the Runway Together for Joke Designer Chip Ganassi (Subject to Change)

Tune in to Thursday's Project Runway as Stylist Marni Senofonte challenges the 9 Designers to create a 3-piece Mini Collection for actress Morena Baccarin ("Deadpool") who is heading to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil for a vacation as these designers race to create cohesive looks that tell a story on a vacation
And Maybe if Model Names weren't on Tonight's Broadcast on Bravo: Maybe, The Third Time's a Charm that we will have Joke Designers who are NASCAR Team Owners and maybe we can replace one random model by inserting Emma who will walk before or after Sarah because they're twins.

But If You Think That Wasn't Enough, Here's What's Going to Happen Next Week: The Replacement Models will take over as the Designers are creating over-the-top looks inspired by the movie "Rocketman" which tells the life story of Musician Elton John
And What about the Regular Models: They will star in a New Installment of Designer Free Project Runway as Sarah Victoria Fisher will be paired with her twin sister Emma Robinson because it will occur on May 9th, 2019.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS, RECORD YOUR DVR'S, AND SAVE THE DATES, SO BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

Project Runway Recap - April 25, 2019 (This Recap went another week of NASCAR Team Owners as Designers Edition)

You Heard It, In Honor of the NFL Draft, This Week's Project Runway Recap went Another Week of NASCAR Team Owners as Joke Designers and we got it, Hallelujah!

This Week's Challenge: The Looks they did had to be inspired by whatever was in the handbag.
BGM: "On Again Off Again" by Lisette Melendez

1. Sonia Trzewikowska (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Hand
2. Kate Lavrentios (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - Silver Mirror & Brush
3. Thijin Bol (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Wine Bottle
4. Yuen Sze Jia (Tad & Jodi Geschickter) - Statue
5. Aviana McClish (Bob Germain) - Headphones
6. Nora Sommerkamp (Joe Gibbs) - Lemons & Limes
7. Sarah Victoria (Chip Ganassi) - Peacock Feathers
8. Asia Shane (Jack Roush) - Money
9. Mimi Tao (Richard Petty) - Orchid
10. Paula Nieto (Roger Penske) - Perfume Bottle

NO INSPIRATION WHAT SO EVER, BUT WITH A JOKE DESIGNER IN PARENTHESIS

11. Lexi Sundin (Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk) - They Did It!, They Kept it right on the nose, that is.
12. Lauren Karman (Rick Hendrick)
13. Christina Evans (Richard Childress)
14. Carmen Peruzzini (Leonard Wood)
15. Natalia Harris (Jay Robinson, Troy Stafford, Mark Bailey & Michael Sisk)
16. Britney Holguin (William Woehlemann, Michael & Matthew Kohler)

WON THE RACE: Paula Nieto (Roger Penske) - Penske Paid it Off as Paula goes to Victory Lane in which She is now the Princess of her Runway!
RUNNER-UP: Thijin Bol (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - LFR Got their Top 3 finish for the 3rd Time as as for Thijin she got her 2nd.
3RD PLACE: Yuen Sze Jia (Jodi & Tad Geshickter) - JTG-Daugherty Racing got their first Top 3 Finish but for Yuen overall she got her 3rd.
CRASHED TO THE DECOY MODEL GARAGE AREA: Aviana McClish (Bob Germain) - Her Dance Moves just got wrecked in turn 4 which prompted her to go to the pit of The Project Runway Model Despairness of Decoy.

Project Runway Recap - April 18, 2019

WARNING: Tonight's Project Runway Recap is a Joke Designer Recap involving NASCAR Team Owners despite the Model Names weren't showing on Tonight's Episode that you saw on TV, we preserved the Model Names by the request of Topic Project Runway and the Designers from that show will be replaced by Real NASCAR Team Owners viewer discretion is advised

This Week's Assignment: They made looks resembling video game protagonists.
Guest Judge: Robin Hunicke (Funomena co-founder)

RUNWAY SONG FOR THE KLOSSY GIRLS: "Never Leave Your Side" by One Vo1ce

1. Mimi Tao (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - The Editrix
2. Nora Sommerkamp (Joe Gibbs) - The Sensative Warrior
3. Lexi Sundin (Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk) - The Syrian Queen
4. Sonia Trzewikowska (Jodi & Tad Geschickter) - Feminity & Power
5. Paula Nieto (Bob Germain) - Empath
6. Sarah Victoria (Jack Roush) - Miller's Daughter
7. Yuen Sze Jia (Richard Petty) - Moon Goddess
8. Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi) - Star Raver 2K
9. Kate Lavrentios (Roger Penske) - Femme Fatale
10. Asia Shane (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Savior of the World
11. Aviana McClish (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Queen of Hearts

AND ON DECOY (With their new Joke Designers in Parenthesis)

12. Lauren Karman (Rick Hendrick) - The Rainbow Warrior
13. Christina Evans (Richard Childress) - Woman In Black
14. Carmen Peruzzini (Leonard Wood) - The Silver Fox
15. Natalia Harris (Jay Robinson, Troy Stafford, Mark Bailey & Michael Sisk) - The Premium Princess
16. Britney Holguin (William Woehlemann, Michael & Matthew Kohler) - Savior of the Starlet

TOOK THE CHECKERED FLAG TO WIN THE CHALLENGE: Thijin Bol (Looks Like Chip Wins Again, That's 2 so far under the Joke Designer Games)
FINISHED 2ND: Sarah Victoria (Roush-Fenway came up close to the Finish Line)
FINISHED 3RD: Mimi Tao (Dale Jr. got his 2nd straight Top 3 Finish as an Owner for the First Ever Transgendered Model in Project Runway History)
SENT TO THE DECOY MODEL GARAGE: Lexi Sundin (The Right Minds at GoFas Racing are losers they were going to the Decoy Owner Pit of Despair if they can buy her for no cost or sell her off to a different owner and get someone else)

Project Runway Recap Tonight - April 11, 2019

Before we begin on later date of recaps of Project Runway, I Will Convert from Joke Designers (being NASCAR Team Owners) to Real Designers, Let's see the translations in ABC Order

Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk: Rakan Aldeen
Bob Germain: Sonia Kasparian
Bob & Sharon Leavine: Venny Etienne
Chip Ganassi: Hester Sunshine
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Garo Sparo
Jack Roush: Tessa Clark
Joe Gibbs: Renee Hill
Richard Petty: Sebastian Grey
Richard Childress: Afa Ah Loo

Rick Hendrick: Kovid Kapoor
Roger Penske: Jamall Osterholm
Tad & Jodi Geschickter: Lela Orr
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Bishme Cromartie

So That's It, Now Let's Return to the action and cue that clip from Monty Python

This Week's Assignment is Luxury Streetwear
Guest Judge Tonight: Brandice Daniel (Harlem's Fashion Row Founder & President)

Klossy Girl Runway Order Song for Tonight: "Forever Missing You" by Cynthia & "Take Me Home" by Wild Style
Thijin Bol (Hester)
Lexi Sundin (Rakan)
Yuen Sze Jia (Sebastian)
Asia Shane (Venny)
Paula Nieto (Sonia)
Sonia Trzewikowska (Lela)
Kate Lavrentios (Jamall)
Aviana McClish (Bishme)
Mimi Tao (Garo)
Carmen Peruzzini (Kovid)
Nora Summerkamp (Renee)
Sarah Victoria (Tessa)
Sat Out with No Designer Whatsoever but Still Dancing Tonight: Brittany Holguin, Christina Evans, Lauren Karaman & Natalia Harris

WIN: Aviana McClish (Bishme) - Took Revenge from Last Week to win This Week
PLACE: Asia Shane (Venny)
SHOW: Mimi Tao (Garo)
Could be joining the 4 Women that they are Dancing in 7 Days: Carmen Peruzzini (Kovid) - Looks like she has to go back to what she did last week or is it?, #JustThinking

But Next Week: It's Game On as they are designing looks for their very own Video Game Character because It's Our First Late 90's West Coast Fil-Am Freestyle Dance Routine of the Season!, Feel Free to be excited for Next Week.

Project Runway - April 5, 2019 (Ladies, Start Your Engines)

Well, Folks It's Our first Joke Designer Recap of the Season and all season long we will use NASCAR Team Owners as of 2019 as the Designers and It's also an Unconventional Challenge

And Here It Is: Survival Chic designs using Camping Equipment during a Camping Trip
And Also: Our First Outdoor Runway Show

RUNWAY ORDER (NASCAR Team Owners Names in Parenthesis)
BGM: "She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer

Aviana McClish (Chip Ganassi) - Bungee Cords, Camouflage Tarp & Carabiners
Kate Lavrentios (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Tarp, Utility Rings, Camouflage Tarp & Rope
Asia Shane (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - Bungee Cords & Fishing Lures
Paula Nieto (Roger Penske) - Sleeping Bag, Umbrella & Thermal Blanket
Natalia Harris (Jack Roush) - Rope, Netting, String & Bark
Sarah Victoria (Richard Petty) - Leaves & Duct Tape
Lexi Sundin (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Sleeping Bag, Mat, Branches & Rocks
Thijin Bol (Rick Hendrick) - Sleeping Bag, Mat & Tarp
Nora Summerkamp (Joe Gibbs) - Tarp, Backpack & Cowhide
Christina Evans (Tad & Jodi Geschickter) - Bungee Cords, Tarp & Umbrella)
Yuen Sze Jia (Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk) - Sleeping Bag & Gauze
Mimi Tao (Richard Childress) - Maps, Hammock, Duct Tape & Rope
Sonia Trzewikowska (Bob Germain) - Duct Tape, Thermal Blanket, Branches & Netting
Still Homeless from getting a Team to the Wood Brothers: Brittney Holguin, Carmen Peruzzini & Lauren Karaman

Finished with a Checkered Flag - Nora Summerkamp (Joe Gibbs)
2nd: Aviana McLish (Chip Ganassi)
3rd: Yuen Sze Jia (GoFas Owners, Archie & Joe)
Off to the Decoy Model Garage: Mimi Tao (Richard Childress)

Next Week: The Designers will get a Once In a Lifetime Experience with the Legendary Dapper Dan
And Also when we post it for later: I Will Reveal the Identities of the Project Runway Designers from the NASCAR Team Owners for your Convenience on Future Episodes of Project Runway just in Case if Model Names weren't showing over on Somewhere Else, Don't Miss It and Be There!

Project Runway Recap - March 28, 2019 (Klossy Girls do some Kylie Minogu-ing)

Challenge #3: Each look could only use a single print.
GJ: Adam Selman

Tonight's Runway Song: Locomotion (Kylie Minogue)
Runway Order for the Klossy Girls (Designer's First Name in Parenthesis)
Lauren Karaman (Bishme)
Sarah Victoria (Rakan)
Nora Sommerkamp (Kovid)
Mimi Tao (Jamall)
Christine Evans (Renee)
Kate Lavrentios (Nadine)
Natalia Harris (Lela)
Aviana McLish (Hester)
Sonia Trzewikowska (Tessa)
Thijin Bol (Sonia)
Yuen Sze Jia (Garo)
Paula Nieto (Venny)
Asia Shane (Afa)
Lexi Sundin (Sebastian)

WIN - Aviana McLish (Hester)
PLACE - Lexi Sundin (Sebastian
SHOW - Nora Sommerkamp (Kovid)
SENT TO DECOY - Kate Lavrentios (Nadine is Out)
JOINING HER ON DECOY ON A LATER DATE (IF WE ARE CORRECT) - Britney Holguin & Carmen Peruzzini
AND NEXT WEEK - There is an Unconventional Challenge Alert involving Outdoor Camping Equipment

Project Runway Recap - March 21, 2019 (Time to Turn Ahead the Clock)

Because we will Turn Ahead the Clock, The Challenge Is: Mini-collections showcasing the future of fashion

For This Recap: I'll Put the Designer's First Name in Parenthesis so fair is fair
Team Black Scaffolding: Paula Nieto (Lela), Sarah Victoria (Venny) & Mimi Tao (Bishme)
Team Shoulder Horns: Thijin Bol (Garo), Carmen Peruzzini (Hester) & Nora Sommerkamp (Nadine)
Team Necklace: Yuen Sze Jia (Sonia), Kate Lavrentios (Rakan) & Lauren Karaman (Jamall)
Team Neck Ruffles: Aviana McClish (Afa), Lexa Sundin (Sebastian) & Natalia Harris (Tessa)
Team Chest Feathers: Asia Shane (Kovid), Sonia Trzewikowska (Renee) & Christina Evans (Frankie)
And for the Runway Song BGM: Lil' Suzy - Take Me In Your Arms

WINNER - Lexa Sundin
Reason: Sebastian Grey won this Challenge
SENT FOR DECOY ON A LATER DATE - Christina Evans (She will join Britney Holguin on a later episode)
Reason: Frankie Lewis is out

Project Runway Season 17 Premiere in a Recap (with Joke Hometowns that were based on the Host)

Do You Mean the Joke Hometowns of Models?, It's True the Reason, Karlie Kloss is now the new host because she was born in Chicago, IL and later moved to St. Louis, MO and she grew up so the joke hometowns that the new Klossy Girls will be walking the runway so here we go as the looks will be inpired by fashion first photos regarding our new judges

And Speaking of Judges, Who are They?: Nina Garcia (Marie Claire Creative Director), Brandom Maxwell (Fashion Designer), and Elaine Welteroth (Teen Vogue Editor-in-Chief)

And Now Let's Meet Your Klossy Girls Class of 2019 as they walk the runway after we list the Designer First along with their hometown for real.

Assigned Routine For the Klossy Girls shown on the Right: "Waiting for Tonight (Initial Talk Mix)" by Jennifer Lopez

Venny Etienne (Dallas, TX) - Yuen Sze Jia (St. Louis, MO)
Nadine Ralliford (Stone Mountain, GA) - Christine Evans (St. Louis, MO)
Cavanagh Baker (Nashville, TN) - Asia Shane (Carthage, MO)
Renee Hill (Philadelphia, PA) - Nora Sommerkamp (Terre Haute, IN)
Lela Orr (Dallas, TX) - Lexi Sundin (Florissant, MO)
Rakan Shams Aldeen (Chicago, IL) - Carmen Peruzzini (Liberty, MO)
Jamall Osterholm (Providence, RI) - Thijin Bol (Emporia, KS)
Bishme Cromartie (Baltimore, MD) - Lauren Karaman (Overland Park, KS)
Garo Sparo (New York, NY) - Sarah Victoria (Jefferson City, MO)
Tessa Clark (Cincinnati, OH) - Paula [Laura] Nieto (Jasper, IN)
Sonia Kasparian (Portland, OR) - Sonia Trzewikowska (Champaign, IL)
Sebastian Grey (Ft. Lauderdale, FL) - Natalia Harris (Jacksonville, IL)
Afa Ah Loo (Orem, UT) - Britney Holguin (Kansas City, MO)
Frankie Lewis (Louisville, KY) - Kate Lavrentios (Columbia, MO)
Hester Sunshine (Santa Fe, NM) - Aviana McClish (Springfield, MO)
Kovid Kapoor (Brooklyn, NY) - Mimi Tao (St. Louis, MO)

WIN - Tessa
PLACE - Renee
SHOW - Vinny
OUT - Cavanagh (Also on Bottom: Frankie & Lela)

Next Week: We Don't Know Yet
Upcoming Guest Judges for Later Episodes in Season 17: Cardi B, Danielle Brooks (Actress), Marni Senofonte (Stylist for Kendall Jenner and Beyonce), Morena Baccarin (Gotham) and Dapper Daniel Day.