Friday, May 31, 2019

Project Runway Recap Today - May 30, 2019

For The Final 5 we decided to do something different

First Here's The Original Next Challenge: To make it to the finale in addition to creating some looks they designed experimental art installations.
GJs: Linda Fargo (Bergdorf Goodman fashion director) & Cardi B

For This Challenge in My Version: There was No Runway Show on Project Runway This Week, But Instead we at DOTSGR wanted to tag team the Joke Designers with the Real Designers in a winner take all battle set to a Cardi B Jam to a Rath 1980's Remix

The Song: "Girls Like You" by Maroon 5 featuring you guessed it Cardi B who is also our Guest Judge!

Also To Make It A Little More Interesting the Runway Show will be in order of Picking their Model however the Decoy ones will sit it out until Next Week)

1. Mimi Tao (Sebastian Grey & Richard Petty)
2. Aviana McClish (Bishme Cromartie, Tony Stewart & Gene Haas)
3. Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Garo Sparo & Richard Childress)
4. Thijin Bol (Hester Sunshine & Chip Ganassi)
5. Nora Sommerkamp (Tessa Clark & Jack Roush)
DNQ'd until the Season Finale Doubleheader: Asia Shane & Sonia Trzewikowska (They Will Sit It Out until Next Week for the Big Show as they will watch to see who's going to be in the Decoy Klossy Girl Roster for the Finale)

Winner: Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Finally a First Win for Sarah and she gets to be excited as her twin sister (Emma) returns for the Finale)
Runner-Up: Mimi Tao (The First Transgendered Model in Project Runway History is going to start in the Finale, No Questions Asked.)
Third: Aviana McClish (Stewart-Haas Keeps on Dancing however she failed to make it to the Decoy Model Garage after Week 7 despite of Bob Germain (Sonia Kasparian) being eliminated)
Demoted to Decoy: Nora Sommerkamp (Second Time for Her, Tessa is Eliminated)

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 23, 2019 (This is a Draftathon Disco Party, Period.)

For This Week's Designereless Project Runway It's Draftathon Time as we do a Night Team Version of Dancing Queen performed by Bangor Area High Students in this musical for this Disco Night

Guest Vocalists: Brookel Sabella, Gianna Graziano & Morgan Shriver

Note: All Joke Designers will be NASCAR Team Owners from 1979 Based on Driver Points in that year)
Also: Female Dancers who were nominated for a Freddy Awards that year will go Disco Dancing to be walking on the 4th followed by Outstanding Featured Performance by an actress walking 5th

Sonia Trzewikowska (Usually Designing for Garo Sparo but for now Richard Petty)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Angela Rose, Kate Lavrentios, Lauren Lukachek, Hannah Almanzar

Aviana McClish (Usually Designing for Sebastian Grey but for now Mike DiProspero & Bill Gardner that make up the group DiGard Motorsports)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Dakota Moore, Lexi Sundin, Madison Bauman, Hailee Knapik

Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Usually Designing for Hester Sunshine but for now Bud Moore)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Emma Robinson, Paula Nieto, Maria Taglienti, Makenna Mohn

Asia Shane (Usually Designing for Tessa Clark but for now Junior Johnson)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Alexis Henry, Yuen Sze Jia, Kaileigh Cagnassola, Evie Carlin

Mimi Tao (Usually Designing for Jamall Osterholm but for now M.C. Anderson)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Celine Chua (Last Seen as a Klumette in Season 6 of Project Runway), Natalia Harris, Elisabeth Lee, Alexsondra Jordan

Thijin Bol (Usually Designing for Bishme Cromartie but for now L.G. Dewitt)
Assigned Decoy Disco Dancing Klossies: Loli Laneova, Nora Sommerkamp, Abby Ellis, Milaijah Torres

DISCO DANCING QUEEN: Aviana McClish
2ND: Sonia Trzewikowska
3RD: Thijin Bol
TOOK THE LAST DANCE TO THE DECOY DISCO CLUB: Asia Shane

Next Week: It's the last challenge to determine which four designers will move on to the finale; they must create their biggest and best looks as well as designing experimental art installations; with rapper Cardi B and Bergdorf Goodman's Linda Fargo.

Saturday, May 18, 2019

The Joke Designer Project Runway Preakness Spectacular - May 18, 2019

We Know that Caley Rae Pavillard didn't make it to the Preakness that means Country House won't make the Cut so here's the game.

Joke Runway Song for Tonight: "Juice" by Lizzo
Joke Designers: Owners in the 144th Preakness Stakes (or The Run for the Black-Eyed Susans)

1. Thijin Bol (Gary Barber) - War Of Will
2. Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Bourbone Lane & Lake Star Stable) - Bourbon War
3. Mimi Tao (Ten Strike Racing & Madaket Stables LLC) - Warrior's Charge
4. Christina Evans (WinStar Farm LLC, China Horse Club, Int'l Ltd., & Starlight Racing) - Improbable
5. Sonia Trzewikowska (Rupp Racing) - Owendale
6. Kate Lavrentios (Robert C. Baker & William Mack) - Market King
7. Nora Sommerkamp (Runnymede Racing, LLC) - Alwaysmining
8. Yuen Sze Jia (Tommie M. Lewis, Steve Crabttree, Dean Demaree, David Bersen, Jim Chambers & Magdalena Racing) - Signalman
9. Asia Shane (Top Racing, LLC, Global Thoroughbred & GDS Racing Stable) - Bodexpress
10. Lexi Sundin (Calumet Farm) - Everfast
11. Paula Nieto (Alex & JoAnn Lieblong) - Laughing Fox
12. Aviana McClish (Peter Redekop B.C. Ltd.) - Anothertwistafate
13. Lauren Karman (Live Oak Plantation) - Win Win Win

WIN: Thijin Bol - War of Will has won the War in the Joke Designer Project Runway Preakness as she scored win #4 in the Season
PLACE: Lexi Sundin - Everfast went fast to the 1st-Runner Up Title for Joke Designer Brad M. Kelley the lessee of Calumet Farm
SHOW: Sonia Trzewikowska - Owendale rupped her way to 3rd Place thanks to Sonia's Dance Moves before Aviana falled back down to the wire
AND FOR ASIA SHANE (SIGNALMAN): She went shoeless at the Start of the Routine after both of her shoes got off forcing to dance with bare feet.

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Project Runway - May 16, 2019 (5th Week of Joke Designers, 10th Week in this Season)

WARNING: For 5 Weeks and Still Counting, We The People at DOTSGR (The People who are the Spade Racing of Recaps of Project Runway) wanted to know that we will still use NASCAR Team Owners as Joke Designers for this recap so we didn't see the models names for a 5th Straight Week on Bravo's Project Runway, maybe we can go for #6 which will use replacement models because I'm much better than the late David Horowitz trying to Fight Back and Don't Let Anyone Rip You Off if you're reading this recap!

Anyway, Here's The Challenge: High-fashion statement looks inspired by a cause
GJ: Aurora James

Note on Tonight's Runway Order: I Decided to Use Eliminated Models to Model the 2nd Look to replace the Competing Designers But still give the Loved Ones for a 3rd Look as Decoys, No Questions Asked
Tonight's Runway Song: "A Love Divine" by Sharyn Maceren

Aviana McClish, Dakota Moore & Lexi Sundin (Richard Petty) - Racial Equality
Nora Sommerkamp, Lauren Karaman & Kat Erickson (Rick Hendrick) - Breaking Down the Stereotypes
Sonia Trzewikowska, Kate Lavrentios & Kate Harpootlian  (Richard Childress) - Save The Bees
Thijin Bol, Paula Nieto & Loli Laneova (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Youth of Baltimore
Sarah Robinson-Fisher, Yuen Sze Jia & Emma Robinson (Chip Ganassi) - Marriage Equality
Mimi Tao, Natalia Harris & Ameerah Harris (Roger Penske) - Changing the Black Narrative
Asia Shane, Christina Evans & Jazzmine Carthon (Jack Roush) - Women's Sights

Checkered Flag: Thijin Bol (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - 2nd Win Overall in Season 17 as a Model and a 2nd Win for Stewart-Haas Racing
2nd Place Finisher: Asia Shane (Jack Roush)
3rd Place Finisher: Sonia Trzewikowska (Richard Childress)
Sent to the Tow Truck: Nora Sommerkamp (Rick Hendrick) although she wore the look of Joke Designer Rick Hendrick with Translates to Real Designer Venny Etienne, what a shame, See You Next Week in Decoyville, Miss Sommerkamp.

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Joke Designer Project Runway (May 15, 2019 - The Calm Before the Return)

With a Possibility that the Regulars Return to Project Runway Tomorrow, Here's The New Edition of JDPR in a Call Before the Storm Way

RUNWAY SONG THIS WEEK: "Earn My Love" by George Lamond (Note: This Song has a Sample of "Love's Theme" by Barry White in which they used it for PGA Tour Coverage on ABC until the end of the 1987 PGA Tour Season)
TONIGHT'S CHOREOGRAPHER: Travis Wall

Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (Gibbs)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Gaby Diaz (Petty)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (Roush)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (SHR)
Kate Lavrentios & Kate Harpootlian (LFR)
Note: Gaby & Kate will be declared to dance as Slow Jam Specialists despite working for a Dance Company called "Shaping Sound" and also they were Kittens despite of Competing in Season 12 of So You Think You Can Dance?

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Project Runway: Replacement Model Edition - May 9, 2019

Well, I Did Do my Recaps for Joke Designer Project Runway since the Regular Models go to NASCAR Teams as for the Real Designers they are hiring replacement models this time all Male Models and will joined with their Weekend News Anchors TV Stations as Decoy Models, so let's see how will this turn out.

This Week's Challenge: These looks were to be inspired by the movie “Rocketman” which will be about Elton John and will be Starring Taran Egerton in theaters May 31, 2019 in the USA
GJ: Julian Day (“Rocketman” costume designer)

JOKE RUNWAY SONG: "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John
RUNWAY ORDER FOR THE RUNWAY WEEKEND WARRIORS (Choreographer: James Holzhauer who won 21 games on Jeopardy so far but will return on May 20th, 2019 for More)
Jimmy Pezzino & Eric Thomas (KGO in San Francisco, CA) (Bishme)
Jake Hart & Alyana Gomez (KTVU in Oakland, CA) (Tessa)
Sean Nguyen & Garvin Thomas (KNTV in San Jose, CA) (Venny)
Adam Sperandio & Courtney Friel (KTLA in Los Angeles, CA) (Hester)
Rashid Young & Tom Abrahams (KTRK in Houston, TX) (Sebastian)
Lekota Lefler & Jovana Lara (KABC in Los Angeles, CA) (Jamall)
Trevor Dutch & Christopher Salas (KSBW in Salinas, CA) (Lela)
Kellen Marcus & Dion Lim (KGO in San Francisco, CA) (Garo)
Note: The Decoy Models are Weekend Anchors from TV Stations that I Selected Myself however the Replacement Model paired with the Winning Designer of Tonight's Elton John Challenge will win a $10,000 Check for His or Her Charity for the Decoy Model and $10,000 More for that Replacement Model

WIN - Kellen Marcus & Dion Lim (Despite of Garo Sparo winning this Challenge not only Kellen wins $10,000, Dion Lim gets the check on behalf of her name to Sacred Heart Community Service of San Jose, CA)
2ND - Jimmy Pezzino & Eric Thomas (Despite of Bishme Cromartie finishing 2nd, Jimmy gets $5,000 and Eric gets $5,000 to Ronald McDonald House Charities Bay Area)
3RD - Lekota Lefler & Jovana Lara (Despite of Jamall Osterholm finishing 3rd, Lekota gets $2,500 and Jovana gets $2,500 to the Los Angeles Reinvestment Foundation created by E.J. Jackson)
GETS $500 FOR THEIR CHARITY - Christopher Salas (despite of Trevor Dutch getting $500 in Cash, Christopher gets the Check to the Community Foundation for Monterey County despite Lela Orr being Eliminated from Project Runway)

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 9, 2019 (More Action from Tonight)

As we continue more of Joke Designer Project Runway Action, We Need More Boy Bands to be Danced by Girls so here's another one by getting one eliminated model to move back and pair with one of those female dancers on The Masked Singer with Nick Cannon in Asterisks starting with Kate and continuing all the way to the First Eliminated Model

RUNWAY SONG #2 FOR TONIGHT: "Crazy for You" by NSYNC
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (Bob & Sharon Leavine or LFR, Jessica Richens was a Kitten in Season 11 of SYTYCD)

NOW JOKE RUNWAY SONG ROUND #3: "Giddy Up" by NSYNC
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain, No Not the Maggie Wade from WLBT in Jackson, MS, I Have the Other Maggie Wade who is a dancer for the TV Commercials to promote Just Dance Video Game)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (Bob & Sharon Leavine or LFR, Jessica Richens was a Kitten in Season 11 of SYTYCD)

GOING IN TO ROUND #4: "For the Girl who has Everything" by NSYNC
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain, No Not the Maggie Wade from WLBT in Jackson, MS, I Have the Other Maggie Wade who is a dancer for the TV Commercials to promote Just Dance Video Game)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (Bob & Sharon Leavine or LFR, Jessica Richens was a Kitten in Season 11 of SYTYCD)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)

NOW STARTING IN ROUND #5: Will Use the Same Runway Order beginning with Week #3 but with Joke Designers with Different Music
NEW RUNWAY SONG FOR THIS ROUND: "Please Don't Go Girl" by New Kids on The Block
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Carmen Peruzzini & Savana Petruzello* (Wood) - But well we can See her twin sister Serena if she wants to walk the runway until the next round or not, however Savana & Serena will be Cheering for the New England Patriots this fall.
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)

ON TO THE ROUND #6 JOKE RUNWAY SONG: "I Miss You" by Klymaxx
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Carmen Peruzzini & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)

GOING ON TO THE SEVENTH ROUND JOKE RUNWAY SONG: "I'll Remember You" by Atlantic Starr
Lauren Karaman & Angela Gacad* (Premium)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Christina Evans & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Note: Carmen Peruzzini will sit this one out for this routine

NOW TO ROUND #8 AS WE GO TO 80S REMIX: "Don't Worry Bout Me" by Zara Larsson (80s Style Remix)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Carmen Peruzzini & Lindsay Taylor* (Starcom)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Lauren Karaman & Angela Gacad* (Premium)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Christina Evans & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)

THE NINTH & FINAL RUNWAY SONG OF THIS JOKE DESIGNER NIGHT: "Needy" by Ariana Grande (Adrian Belmonte 80s Remix)
Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Hendrick)
Christina Evans & Savana Petruzello* (Wood)
Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (RFR)
Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (RCR)
Lexi Sundin & Charlize Glass* (GoFas)
Carmen Peruzzini & Lindsay Taylor* (Starcom)
Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (CGR)
Lauren Karaman & Angela Gacad* (Premium)
Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Stewart-Haas)
Paula Nieto & Maggie Wade* (Germain)
Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (JGR)
Natalia Harris & Serena Petruzello* (JTG)
Britney Holguin & Meredith Ostrowsky* (Front Row Motorsports: Bob & Brad Jenkins)
Kate Lavrentios & Jessica Richens* (LFR)
Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Penske)
Mimi Tao & Madison Olandt* (Petty)

Note: There will be another All NASCAR Owner Joke Designer installment of Project Runway which will begin in just 2 weeks from now (May 23rd) so we will go back to Normal on May 16th.

Joke Designer Project Runway - May 9, 2019

WARNING: For This Recap you will see the Designer's Name in Parenthesis in which that model would've walked the Runway For on Tonight's Project Runway in which they are using Male Models as Replacements because we are paying tribute to Elton John in honor of the new movie Rocketman, so we here at DOTSGR will use Real Models that we do each week because we were using NASCAR Team Owners as Designers because It's Viewer Discretion Advised.

RUNWAY SONG FOR THE KLOSSY GIRLS THIS WEEK BECAUSE WE'VE HIRED A KARLIE KLONE FOR THIS: "I Need Love" by NSYNC

1. Sarah Robinson-Fisher & Emma Robinson (Supposed that Bishme Cromartie would've designed for Sarah as the Folks at Stewart-Haas decided to step up to the plate)
2. Asia Shane & Jazzmine Carthon (Supposed that Tessa Clark would've walk the runway for Asia, Jack Roush is in but as for Jazzmine Carthon she was a Klumette on Season 16 of Project Runway)
3. Yuen Sze Jia & Jessica Lebleis (Supposed that Venny Etienne would've walked the runway for Yuen, Rick Hendrick Steps In and got Jessica Lebleis for Good Measure)
4. Thijin Bol & Loli Laneova (Supposed that Hester Sunshine would've designed for Thijin to make way for this by hiring Chip Ganassi who ran the 1982 Indianapolis 500 however they hired Season 14 Klumette Loli Laneova to step in as Thijin's Friend)
5. Mimi Tao & Kate Lavrentios (Supposed that Sebastian Grey should've walked the runway so The King of NASCAR, Richard Petty steps in and hired Kate to get back for one time only)
6. Aviana McClish & Dakota Moore (Supposed that Jamall Osterholm would've designed for Aviana, We've Hired Roger Penske to replace him!, However they Hired Dakota Moore who like Aviana is also a Dancer)
7. Sonia Trzewikowska & Brana Dane (Supposed that Lela Orr would've designed for her, Joe Gibbs steps in to Pinch Hit and hired a remake ambassador named Brana)
8. Nora Sommerkamp & Kat Eriksson (Supposed that Garo Sparo would've let Nora design for her, because of Male Models being used we've hired the right minds at RCR to work with it for this week and Kat Erikkson a former model who met with Nora decided to rekindle their relationship.)

All of the Designers I Listed in Parenthesis will return one week from Tonight with Next Week's Challenge in which they dig deep in this challenge to use their skills and bring attention to a social cause they care about.

But In the Meantime who won?: Nora Sommerkamp - Well Richard Childress Did It, Because This is a Tag Team Event, Who Cares?
2nd: Sarah Robinson-Fisher - Stewart-Haas Did It, Even with Emma said (who is Sarah's Twin Sister)
3rd: Aviana McClish - Roger Penske's 2nd Time in the Top 3, But for Aviana her 4th overall
Decoy Model Garage Trip: Sonia Trzewikowska (Although she danced with Brana Dane but DID NOT WORK but Lela Orr is eliminated too and Joe Gibbs just got stunned)

Up Next More Designer Free Fun.

Saturday, May 4, 2019

On The Next Joke Designer Project Runway

As You Know, That The Replacement Models are going to be an All-Male Affair as they will design over the Top Looks which Pays Tribute to Elton John in honor of the new movie Rocketman, What about the Joke Designers who are NASCAR Team Owners?

Answer: They Do Get to Keep Up with the Regular Models for an unprecedented fourth week and still counting, So The Shuffle is Ready to Go, So Last Week saw all of Joe Gibbs modeling affilaites belong to Eliminated Designer Renee Hill

Also Affected are: Rick Hendrick (Kovid Kapoor) and Richard Childress (Afa Ah Loo)

Here's The New Changes effective this Thursday for those New Affiliate Assignment's To Draft These Models who pairs with the Designer which will be in effect.

Archie St. Hilaire & Joe Falk: Rakan Aldeen
Bob Germain: Sonia Kasparian
Bob & Sharon Leavine: Kovid Kapoor
Chip Ganassi: Hester Sunshine
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Afa Ah Loo
Jack Roush: Tessa Clark
Joe Gibbs: Lela Orr
Richard Petty: Sebastian Grey
Richard Childress: Garo Sparo
Rick Hendrick: Venny Etienne
Roger Penske: Jamall Osterholm
Tad & Jodi Geschickter: Renee Hill
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Bishme Cromartie

And Now The New Assigned Models for the Next Joke Designer Rounds

Chip Ganassi: Thijin Bol
Jack Roush: Asia Shane
Joe Gibbs: Sonia Trzewikowska
Richard Childress: Nora Sommerkamp
Richard Petty: Mimi Tao
Rick Hendrick: Yuen Sze Jia
Roger Penske: Aviana McClish
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Sarah Robinson-Fisher

However we are Ready to Start Decoy Models so here are the Pairings for This Thursday

Chip Ganassi: Nikki Haroldson (from the Final Season of Project Runway All-Stars as an Alyssaire mostly modeling for Dmitry Sholokov and Django Steenbakker)
Jack Roush: Natalia Harris
Joe Gibbs: Veronika Tsakadze (Also an Alyssaire from the Final Season of Project Runway All-Stars)
Richard Childress: Christina Evans
Richard Petty: Lexi Sundin
Rick Hendrick: Lauren Karman
Roger Penske: Kate Lavrentios
Tony Stewart & Gene Haas: Emma Robinson (So Sarah & Emma will walk together as a Team, I See)

More Details as It Develops soon.

Video Bonus Involving Today's Joke Designer Project Runway Special

Click this link to see a Load of Nazis talking about Kate Lavrentios on her Tantrum in which her Designer Renee Hill and Joke Designers Joe Gibbs, Gary West, Mary West, Randy West and her simulated dance moves of Kentucky Derby Horse Maximum Security in which this horse is Disqualified, In which Kate just got her the Worst Week Ever.

The Joke Designer Project Runway Kentucky Derby Special - May 4, 2019

The Run for the Roses are Here for the 2019 Kentucky Derby in this Special Joke Designer Project Runway, So Here's the Lineup

Joke Runway Song for this Joke Designer Kentucky Derby Special to Celebrate the 145th Kentucky Derby: "Sweet But Psycho" by Ava Max (Rath 80's Style)
Joke Designers: Owners in the 145th Kentucky Derby presented by Woodford Reserve
1. Thijin Bol (Gary Barber) - War Of Will
2. Natalia Harris (Raymond A. Hill, III, Dean Reeves & Lucas Stritsman) - Tax
3. Lexi Sundin (Chester Thomas) - By My Standers
4. Aviana McClish (Aron Wellman, Gary Barber & Adam Wachtel) - Gray Magician
5. Christina Evans (Kenny Troutt, Ah Khing Teo & Jack Wolf) - Improbable
6. Nora Sommerkamp (Michael Gatasas & Raymond A. Hill, III) -  Vekoma
7. Kate Lavrentios (Gary & Mary West) - Maximum Security
8. Briar Nolet (Season 3 Finalist on NBC's World of Dance) (Khalid Abdullah) - Tacitus
9. Britney Holguin (Michael Foley) - Plus Que Parfait
10. Yuen Sze Jia (Jack Wolf) - Cutting Humor
13. Mimi Tao (W.S. Farish) - Code of Honor
14. Lauren Karman (Charlotte C. Weber) - Win Win Win
15. Asia Shane (Katsumi Yoshizawa) - Master Fencer
16. Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Gary & Mary West) - Game Winner
17. Emma Robinson (Peter Fluor & K.C. Weiner) - Roadster
18. Sonia Trzewikowska (Willis D. Hortoon) - Long Range Toddy
19. Carmen Peruzzini (Alain & Gerard Wertheimer) - Spinoff
20. Caley-Rae Pavillard (Season 1 Limette on American Beauty Star) (Mrs. J.V. Shields, Jr., E.J.M. McFadden Jr., Larry Roth, Nancy Roth & Jaime Roth) - Country House
21. Kayla Mak (Didn't Make The World Final on World of Dance Season 3 on NBC) (Lucas Noriega, Rafael Celis & Gustavo Delgado) - Bodexpress

WINNING MODEL IN THIS SPECIAL: Caley-Rae Pavillard (Mrs. J.V. Shields, Jr., E.J.M. McFadden Jr., Larry Roth, Nancy Roth & Jaime Roth) Despite Maximum Security (Kate Lavrentios) has been Disqualified the people at LNJ Foxwoods won the Kentucky Derby, period.
PLACE: Mimi Tao (W.S. Farish) - Mimi's Code of Honor just got her a Transgendered Badge of Honor for finishing 2nd in the Kentucky Derby
SHOW: Briar Nolet (Khalid Abdullah) - Although Tacitus finished 3rd using her dance movements to simulate her horse race however she needs to deal with it on Sunday to Win World of Dance on the Season Finale this sunday.
DISQUALIFIED: Kate Lavrentios (Gary & Mary West) - Maximum Security and turn out that Model named Kate is DISQUALIFIED!, And her Real Designer Renee Hill is gone, Kate is now Homeless from assigning a Real Designer on a later Project Runway Episode of Despite of Renee's Elimination and Maybe Redemption and her moves in which she simulated Disqualified Horse Maximum Security in hopes she wanted to go for the Preakness in which 2 weeks from now.

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Project Runway - May 2, 2019 (Third Time's a Charm, That The Joke Designers are used but we still do NASCAR, period.)

Yeah, You Heard It that the Joke Designers were all NASCAR Team Owners, On Tonight's project RUNWAY for a 3rd Straight Week, But Next Week we should go for four, So Here's The Challenge: Designers race to create cohesive looks that tell a vacation fashion story in the form of Mini-Collections for Morena Baccarin (who went to Rio De Janeiro recently), so as Darrell Waltrip will say Boogity, Boogity, Boogity let's go racing girls!

Joke Runway Song TW: "Somewhere in the Night" by Bill Chinnock (or the Theme from Search for Tomorrow during it's final year on NBC from 1986)

TEAM DISCO QUEEN
1. Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi) - Beachwear
2. Sarah Victoria Robinson-Fisher (Tony Stewart & Gene Haas) - Daywear
3. Emma Robinson (Dale Earnhardt Jr.) - Evening Wear (What A Coincidence that Sarah and Emma walked the runway turned out to be Identical Twins, No Joke Necessary!, However Nora Sommerkamp took the week off but she will be back Next Week along with Paula, Lexi, Carmen, Christine, Natalia, Lauren and Britney whose last names I don't want to mention until Next Week, period.)

TEAM CARNIVAL
1. Aviana McClish (Roger Penske) - Beachwear
2. Kate Lavrentios (Joe Gibbs) - Daywear
3. Yuen Sze Jia (Bob & Sharon Leavine) - Evening Wear

TEAM RIO HOLIDAY
1. Mimi Tao (Richard Petty) - Beach Wear
2. Asia Shane (Jack Roush) - Daywear
3. Sonia Trzewikowska (Tad & Jodi Geschickter) - Evening Wear

Crossed the Finish Line to Secure Another Win thanks to the Checkered Flag - Thijin Bol (Chip Ganassi struck Lightning to Victory Lane Once Again!)
Towed to the New Decoy Model Roster which will occur Next Week - Kate Lavrentios (The Next Shuffle could mean when is Joe Gibbs new assigned Joke Designer will be, but we don't know.)
And Speaking of Next Week in which on Project Runway that the Real Designers will have Male Models and DOTSGR does NOT but will keep Female Models: The Joke Designers will be shuffled up and Deal as they will be assigned to their Real Designers, More Details on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
And One More Thing Next Week: Both Sarah and Emma will walk the runway, Together and will be assigned to Stewart-Haas, period.