Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Joke Designer Project Runway Season #2 Recap - Episode #1 (September 26, 2023 - Hey, We're Back!)

The Wait Is Over after a 25 Day rest period, we're back for a New Season with 32 Teams each paired with a Pro Female Dancer and a Pro Female Model from the Opposite Skin Tone battle it out as you know for the first episode of Season #2 of JDPR, The Joke Designers are NASCAR Drivers from the Past 75 Years so let the games begin!

First Song as Taylor and the Girls will self choreograph and dance to: "1x1" by Galantis

Bethany Chasteen & Taylor Gagliano (Greg Biffle)
Mimi Tao & Tori Evans (Alan Kulwicki)
Naimah Terry & Hannahlei Cabanilla (Cale Yarborough)
Sarah Victoria & Camryn Bridges (Kurt Busch)
Kyiona Carswell & Angela Cifone (Matt Kenseth)
Rebecca Lanman & Chani Bell (Ray Hendrick)
Cassandra Hendon & Tea Devereaux (Terry Labonte)
Jazzmine Carthon & Brooke Fong (Mark Martin)

Next Up to be self choreographed by a former UNLV Rebel Girl and a pair of pros from Dancing with the Stars: "I Want You Back" by NSYNC (Big Red Megamix version is used)

Alanna Archibald & Cierra Slade (Rusty Wallace)
Ren Haas & Britt Stewart (Richie Evanns)
Tatjana Sinkevica & Amerah McCrorey (Darrell Waltrip)
Anastasiia Gavriukhova & Ralyn Johnson (Lee Petty)
Roberta Little & Ryan Ramirez (Jerry Cook)
Florianne Tulissi & Dominique Domingo (Chase Elliott)
DD Smith & Sofia Ghavami (Neil Bonnett)
Rhaya Jacobs & Bailey Swift (Martin Truex Jr.)

Third Round as Koine, Jenna and Emma will choreograph and lead this routine to: "Nice & Slow" by Usher & Twista

Priscilla Malave & Tamiya Lewis (Jack Ingram)
Asia Milan & Koine Iwasaki (Junior Johnson)
Jessica Millin & Jenna Johnson (Joey Logano)
Shanae Strachan & Allie Antoyan (Hershel McGriff)
Luz Lopez & Makenzie Flake (Carl Edwards)
Amelie Murphy & Emma Slater (Richard Petty)
Mariel Ynoa Lopez & Brooke Shepherd (Curtis Turner)
Elise Spicer & Summer Waikiki (Harry Gant)

Final Round as all remaining female pros of Season 32 on Dancing with the Stars will lead in a Jazz Routine to: "Shut Up & Drive" by Rihanna

Jessica Zyrie & Hannah Douglass (Kyle Busch)
Emilee Rae Peer & Keilana Stallworth (Jeff Burton)
Tyrah Monique Burton & Sharna Burgess (Kasey Kahne)
Marsha LaRose & Daniela Karagach (Marshall Teague)
Rebecca Hanobik & Candice Savage (Dale Earnhardt)
Liris Crosse & Peta Murgatroyd (Bill Elliott)
Lexi Sundin & Lana Kai Fox (Tim Flock)
Raeven Western & Rylee Arnold (Ricky Rudd)

ON THE TROUPE

Light: Angela Cifone, Anna Miller, Madison Smith & Natalie Quinn
Dark: Brittany Parks, Jasmine Harper, Maile Makaafi & Nicole Hastings

THE RESULTS

WON THE FIRST WAVE OF IMMUNITY: Jazzmine & Brooke, Kyiona & Cierra, Jessica M. & Jenna, Lexi & Lana (Looks like Jessica Millin who was the Winning Model on Season 20 of project RUNWAY (with Designer Bishme Cromartie) wins this challenge with her partner Jenna Johnson to secure immunity for next week.)
SENT TO THE TROUPE: Naimah & Hannahlei, Ren & Britt, Amelie & Emma, Emilee & Keilana

Next Week: We Will Honor the National Football League with all songs featured in this episode have been performed at the Super Bowl
Joke Designers for Next Week: Legends of the Super Bowl

Monday, September 25, 2023

Late Update: Since dancing with the stars will not have a Troupe for Season 32....

The Second Season of Joke Designer of Project Runway will still have a Troupe which will start at 4 Light Skin Dancers and 4 Dark Skin Dancers (all-female to be exact) and so here's the roster

Light: Angela Cifone, Anna Miller, Madison Smith & Natalie Quinn
Dark: Brittany Parks, Jasmine Harper, Maile Makaafi & Nicole Hastings

Season Kicks off September 26, 2023.

This Just In!, The 2023 Writers Guild of America Strike.........

IS OVER!


After 146 Days, The Writers Guild of America & The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers has secured a New Collective Bargaining Agreement for Three More Years as a Result we will start of Season 2 of Joke Designer Project Runway so we will have 32 Teams Competing as Each Female Dancer pairs up with a Female Model from the Opposite Color and here they are!

Allie Antoyan: Shanae Strachan (defending champs)
Amerah McCrorey: Tatjana Sinkevica
Angela Cifone: Kyiona Carswell
Bailey Swift: Rhaya Jacobs
Britt Stewart: Ren Haas
Brooke Fong: Jazzmine Carthon
Brooke Shepherd: Mariel Ynoa Lopez
Camryn Bridges: Sarah Victoria
Candice Savage: Rebecca Hanobik
Chani Bell: Rebecca Lanman
Cierra Slade: Kyiona Carswell
Daniela Karagach: Marsha Larose
Dominique Domingo: Florianne Tulissi
Emma Slater: Amelie Murphy
Hannah Douglass: Jessica Zyrie
Hannahlei Cabanilla: Naimah Terry
Jenna Johnson: Jessica Millin
Keilana Stallworth: Emilee Rae Peer
Koine Iwasaki: Asia Milan
Lana Kai Fox: Lexi Sundin
Makenzie Flake: Luz Lopez
Peta Murgatroyd: Liris Crosse
Ralyn Johnson: Anastasiia Gavriukhova
Ryan Ramirez: Roberta Little
Rylee Arnold: Raeven Western
Sharna Burgess: Tyrah Monique Burton
Sofia Ghavami: DD Smith
Summer Waikiki: Elise Spicer
Tamiya Lewis: Priscilla Malave
Taylor Gagliano: Bethany Chasteen
Tea Devereaux: Cassandra Hendon
Tori Evans: Mimi Tao

First 3 Episodes in the Schedule

September 26, 2023: Opening Night
Joke Designers: NASCAR Drivers from the Past 75 Years

October 3, 2023: NFL Night (All Songs that have performed in the Super Bowl)
Joke Designers: Super Bowl Greats

October 10, 2023: Motown Night (Show Choir Girls and Pro Cheerleaders are Now Activated due to the Kickoff of Season 5 of Press Your Luck which airs after dancing with the stars on ABC)
Joke Designers: Detroit Sports Legends

DON'T MISS IT!

Saturday, September 23, 2023

Opening Night of Season 2 on Joke Designer Project Runway is.....


Yes, We are doomed due to the ongoing Writer's Guild of America Strike because ABC is trying to delay Season 32 of Dancing with the Stars becaue of Matt Walsh from Veep (who is partnered with one of our Kalynettes which is Koko Iwasaki) however Walsh quoted in a statement to Dateline "I am taking a pause from Dancing with the Stars until an agreement is made with the WGA." however he also said "I was excited to join the show and did so under the impression that it was not a WGA show and fell under a different agreement."

Other Contestants who are part of the SAG-AFTRA Actors' Union which joined the WGA Strike are competing in Dancing with the Stars this season are
  1. Alyson Hannigan (American Pie)
  2. Jamie Lynn Spears (Sister of Britney Spears)
  3. Barry Williams (Greg from the Brady Bunch)
  4. Mira Sorvino
  5. Ariana Madix (Vanderpump Rules)
  6. Xochitl Gomez (Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness)
Random Sources have contributed to this report as more details as it develops.

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Joke Designer project RUNWAY Season 2 Update

Despite the Cast is revealed for Season 32 of dancing with the stars, we've decided to make changes to see which pros will be paired with those dancers from the Opposite Skin Tone and they will effect every single model from Season 20 of project RUNWAY as well as more so here's the updated roster

Allie Antoyan: Shanae Strachan (defending champs)
Amerah McCrorey: Tatjana Sinkevica
Angela Ciafone: Kyiona Carswell
Bailey Swift: Priscilla Malave
Britt Stewart: Ren Haas
Brooke Fong: Jazzmine Carthon
Brooke Shepherd: Mariel Ynoa Lopez
Camryn Bridges: Sarah Victoria
Candice Savage: Rebecca Hanobik
Daniela Karagach: DD Smith
Emma Slater: Amelie Murphy
Hannah Douglass: Jessica Zyrie
Hannahlei Cabanilla: Naimah Terry
Jenna Johnson: Jessica Millin
Jordan Betscher: Tyrah Monique
Keilana Stallworth: Emilee Rae Peer
Koine Iwasaki: Asia Milan
Makenzie Flake: Luz Lopez
Peta Murgatroyd: Liris Crosse
Ralyn Johnson: Anastasiia Gavriukhova
Ryan Ramirez: Roberta Little
Rylee Arnold: Raeven Western
Summer Waikiki: Elise Spicer
Tori Evans: Mimi Tao

24 Teams so far as were getting close to the final roster however the women of Model Formation 1111 will be paired with those that was paired with a light skin female dancer from Season 20 of project RUNWAY before those female pros of dancing with the stars claimed it by pairing with those dark skinned models from season 20 of project RUNWAY.

More Updates later on as soon as we develop.

Friday, September 8, 2023

Errors and Omissions on the Last 3 Episodes of project RUNWAY that I recapped for Season 20.

Both Laurence Basse (Runner-Up) and Bishme Cromartie (who is our winner) has been paired with Jessica Millin, Not Jessica Zyrie!

So as a Result beginning September 26th: Jessica Millin will be paired up with Jenna Johnson as DOTSGR goes to the Fall to run concurrently with dancing in the stars as we give you Team JennJess!



Well, I Hope we are excited for it so expect to see an All-Girl Jive or Jazz routine with these two that i've mentioned we will see you in September 26th!

JOJO SIWA NOT INCLUDED

Thursday, September 7, 2023

Part 1 of the 2nd Joke Designer Project Runway Season that will take place during Dancing with the Stars

The Pairings are announced for the Fall Brawl Season of Project Runway Season 20 as we go Joke Designer beginning September 26th by having those Female Pros pair up with Female Models from the Opposite Skin Tone.

Britt Stewart: Luz Lopez
Daniela Karagach: DD Smith
Emma Slater: Amelie Murphy
Jenna Johnson: Jessica Millin
Koine Iwasaki: Jessica Zyrie
Peta Murgatroyd: Naimah Terry
Rylee Arnold: Roberta Little

However I've added the instagrams for the Female Pros for Season 32 of dancing with the stars but stay tuned for more details as it develops.

Project Runway Season 20: The All-Star Season Recap: Episode #13 (September 7, 2023 - The Finale)

Finale Challenge: They made 8-look collections in 8 days.
GJs: Billy Porter & Zac Posen (Brandon wasn’t able to appear)

Set #1: Pop-gression
Song Used: "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears
Kalynettes Involved: Luz Lopez, Candice Savage, Anya Lesun, Lana Kai Fox, Jordan Laza, Katelin Macdonald, Klaudia Isabella, Nicole Hastings, Ren Haas, Darina Littleton, Jazzmine Carthon, Alexis Warr, Jessica Zyrie, Angela Cifone, Mimi Tao, Tori Evans, Shanae Strachan, Allie Antoyan, Jordan Betscher, Tamiya Lewis, Marisa Cooley, Dayna Madison, Leah O'Connor, Alicia Holloway, Rylee Altenburg, Amelie Murphy, Alyssa Mae Cancilla, Brooke Shepherd, Ryann Christensen, Malika Miller, Claire Corpuz, Ya Bi Jagne, Cierra Slade, LaTarika Pearce, Elise Spicer, Jasmine Harper, Ines Lopez, Lola Coghill, Rute Bock, Brittany Parks, Allie Corpuz, Jazmine Escobar, Janelle Ginestra & Ariana Rosado (assigned to Jeff Gordon)

Set #2: Powering through
Song Used: "Skydiving" by Sasha Brown (Initial Talk Mix)
Kalynettes Involved: Jessica Millin, Brooke Fong, Rebecca Hanobik, Taylor Amare Maric, Tatjana Sinkevica, Maya Addie, Sarah Victoria, Camryn Bridges, DD Smith, Sofia Ghavami, Ardyn Flynt, Stephanie Ballena, Anna Miller, LaTonya Swann, Bailey Swift, Dominique Domingo, Sarah Yankovich, Grace Brown, Sienna Lyons, Josie Thompson, Autumn Miller, Danielle E. Hawkins, Mariel Ynoa Lopez, Damaris Eison, Charmaine Baquirian, Britt Stewart, Leah O'Connor, Alicia Holloway, Ryann Christensen, Malika Miller, Jenna Johnson, Kaneika Holloway, Nichole Weber, Maile Makaafi, Lily Hirata, Nataly Santiago, Etana Kindred, Helen Henderson, Makenzie Flake, Chloe Corpuz, Ashleigh Honeyghan, Siena Wand & Chani Bell (assigned to Dale Earnhardt)

Set #3: One night in Paris
Song Used: "Physical" by Delta Goodrem (Initial Talk '88)
Kalynettes Involved: Naimah Terry, Kaneika Holloway, Raeven Western, Runako Campbell, Roberta Little, Ryan Ramirez, Anastasiia Gavriukhova, Ralyn Johnson, Asia Milan, Emma Slater, Davanna Booker, Sydney Lewis, Tianna Holly-Haynie, Malia Baker, Jasmine Mason, Emma Slater, China Taylor, Ella Goodwin, Brittanie Alexander, Morgan Ceely, Amerah McCrorey, Lexi Sundin, Jalessa Graha, Jordan Betscher, Tamiya Lewis, Rylee Altenburg, Amelie Murphy, Claire Corpuz, Ya Bi Jagne, Rylee Arnold, Sherica Maynard, Hannahlei Cabanilla, Kyla Chaney, Pauline Mata, Tea Devereaeux, Brooke Colletti, Kirsten Dodgen, Jen Apter, Unissa Cruse, Maia Bliudnikas, Leanne Horsey, Emily Golding-Ellis, Amina Jordan, Jessica Toatoa & Tia Rivera (assigned to Richard Petty)

And in attendance for the finale are: Sky Katz (Actor & Musician), Fern Mallis (Creator of NY Fashion Week), Kelly Augustine (Celebrity Stylist), Dave Quinn (Senior Editor for People Magazine), Claire Sulmers (Fashion Bomb Daily CEO) & Rick Hendrick (owner of Hendrick Motorsports; That's also counts as a Joke)

The Winner of this Finale Challenge is THE INTIMIDATOR a.k.a. Dale Earnhardt, I Mean Bishme Cromartie he wins $250,000 in cash and a mentorship with the CFDA
As for the Losers Jeff Gordon, I mean Brittany Allen and Richard Petty, I Mean Laurence Basse you lost and you don't get $250,000 and a mentorship with CFDA but instead you do get nothing, you lose GOOD DAY SIR!

Coming September 26, 2023: The Joke Designer Fall Season begins over on dancing with the stars as we will run concurrently so we could see some Jazz routines that has Jessica Millin dancing alongside Jenna Johnson and a All-Girl Samba Routine with Shanae Strachan and Rylee Arnold and probably some random 80's hit being danced by Emma Slater and DD Nicole Smith in which we will mash it on up Dancing with the Stars right here on Dancing on the Solid Gold Runway.
Judges for the Fall Season: Derek Hough, Carrie Ann Inaba & Bruno Tonioli

Saturday, September 2, 2023

This Just In!

With Britt Stewart, Emma Slater and Koine Iwasaki who are going to be in Season 32 of dancing with the stars: Peta Murgatroyd, Jenna Johnson, Daniella Karagach will be in along with newcomer Rylee Arnold however all 7 female pros from season 32 of Dancing with the Stars will perform with over 200 dancers (and perhaps more) on the season 20 finale of Project Runway which will take place on September 7th on Bravo.

However Season 32 of dancing with the stars will start this fall on ABC.

And what about DOTSGR for our fall season?: Stay Tuned!